shirley bindun
but what the hell

( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:45, More)

Why didn't you tell me bitch?

( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:20, More)

There is an Irishman,an Aussie and an American
all trying to become a detective, but only one could
join,and to prove their bravery they had to shoot their wife
So the Aussie walks in picked up the gun but he couldn't do it
so he was disqualified
Than it was the American's turn so he walked in picked up the gun
but he couldn't do it either so he was disqualified
Now it was the Irishman's turn. He walked in and after a while they heard a crash!bang!crunch!
When he finally came out they ask him what happened and he said "I couldn't shoot her so I bashed her to death with the chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:57, More)

If you haven't heard this joke i shall tell it in an edit.


a young boy wakes up on his birthday and his dad asks him what he wants to do.
boy: can we go t'fair?
dad: go t'fair? you think i'm made of money?
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what do you want to do now?
boy: can i have shot on t'roundabout?
dad: shot on roundabout? i've already taken you t'fair!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: ok what now?
boy: can I have ride on t'donkey?
dad: ride on t'donkey? i've already taken you t'fair and given you shot on t'roundabout!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what now then son?
boy: can you buy me t'donkey?
dad: buy you t'donkey? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout and ride on t'donkey!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what's next?
boy: can we call t'donkey wank?
dad: call t'donkey wank? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout, ride on t'donkey and bought the donkey!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: now what?
boy: can we tie t'donkey to roof of t'car and take it home?
dad: tie t'donkey to roof of t'car? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout, ride on t'donkey, bought t'donkey and called t'donkey wank!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

as they are driving along the donkey falls off the roof of the car but dad doesn't notice.

boy: DAD! DAD WANK 'S OFF!

(see picture)
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:18, More)

sod it,I'm going to open a cheese shop in Israel

and ooops
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:15, More)

im sure there must be
a joke somewhere with a punchline about toddler milk around.

if not then feel free to write one for me


( cupz, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:10, More)

Ok, here's a punchline.


And for those of you RISing like a RISy thing on National RIS Awareness Day, here's the frame before...
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:46, More)

It's the coming of Jesus!

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:43, More)

here's another utter shite one...


just to annoy Prodders :D
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:15, More)

an.....

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:07, More)

an....

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:07, More)

more rp's for teh comp

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:06, More)

good morning

( new_matt, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:57, More)

rp *cough*

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:50, More)

Ancient repost for compo. The old ones......




( Vulthoom, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:47, More)

shite but couldnt be arsed to try harder...

(not a happy camper, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 6:58, More)

bindun?


edit: i know, badly drawn
(doode89 lol gay, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 2:45, More)

we have to laugh at racism

( the_weird_beard, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 23:18, More)

I haven't actually visualised the joke yet
but here's the punchline I visualised.



bindun?
( Afinkawan, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 21:42, More)

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( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 20:19, More)