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It's the simplest image challenge ever: visualise the punchlines to jokes. And that's it.

(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:04)
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# a bernard manning joke, i believe
can i use your dictaphone? no, you can use your finger like everybody else
this compo is shite, isn't it?
(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:50, More)
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(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:29, More)
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(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:24, More)
# A quick one, then I'm off to do some w*rk.


And if you don't get it, here's the previous moment.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:32, More)
# cor!
Apologies, i'm not wasting a thread on this reposted compo entry


(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:26, More)
# ding dong

(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:02, More)
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(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 13:09, More)
# Well, the challenge did say make the image just the punchline...

...so hopefully this isn't too obscure?! Perhaps a better source pic wouldhave helped?
(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:35, More)
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Noah is going about his business one day, when suddenly god descends from the heavens in a clash of thunder!

N: Oh lord! What can I do for you on this beautiful day?
G: Noah, you are my most trusted servant. I want you to build me.... ANOTHER ARK!
N: Of course my lord! It will be done!
G:but... this time, instead of having one floor, I want an ark with 20 floors.
N: won't be a problem my lord. Do you want me to fill it with 2 of every animal like last time?
G:no. This time, I want you to fill it with fish.
N:fish?
G:Yes. In particular, carp.
N:er... right, so let me just clarify. You want me to build an ark.
G:Yes.
N:and you want it to have 20 floors?
G:That's correct.
N:And you want me to fill it with carp?
G:That's what I said.
N:but...why?
G:Well Noah, I just wanted to see you build....



















wait for it....














*runs*
(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:25, More)
# What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?


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(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:09, More)
# Too late for a compo entry?

(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:01, More)
# Sneaky pea for the compo


What? Its late and quiet and I'm ill, nuts to you all xx
(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 0:24, More)
# Been a while...

(, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 23:10, More)
# Was always crap at jokes :D

(, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:28, More)
# Visualize the punchline you say?


Best to leave a little to the imagination.
Not a magenta cock in sight...
(, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:31, More)
# stretching it a bit, but still a punchline of sorts
i wish my wife was...
(, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:21, More)
# more quick and deff dirty


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bindun?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:51, More)
# What do you call a black man flying a plane?

mouse over for punchline
(, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:50, More)
# Fuck me, I'm funny
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(, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:18, More)
# So I get in from work and Mrs. Woodbine has been at it again...


She really should get her own account... She apologises for the quick and dirty nature of the picture, trust me, she is improving, I didn't even help her one bit on this one.
(, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:06, More)
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