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It's the simplest image challenge ever: visualise the punchlines to jokes. And that's it.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:04)
I put a whole 3 minutes effort in to this one!
It is a classic joke though
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HappyToast sorted on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:55, More)
*sees compo, posts, runs*
sorry
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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:48, More)
she would be a great teacher if she learned to control her pupils
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:48, More)
the worst bit about this compo, is the quality of image use
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:46, More)
On the same theme . . .
Again, pretty much just a stolen image though.
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:31, More)
compo pearoats.
hope you don't mind if i put it in your thread :)
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:21, More)
A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day
The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher wields a huge cleaver and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show that...
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P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, More)
I hate this compo, and I hate this entry
However, I do like listening to the new Bloc Party album.
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Punchlines (This challenge is now closed)It's the simplest image challenge ever: visualise the punchlines to jokes. And that's it.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:04)
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I put a whole 3 minutes effort in to this one!
It is a classic joke though
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HappyToast sorted on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:55, More)
*sees compo, posts, runs*
sorry
(
Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:48, More)
she would be a great teacher if she learned to control her pupils
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:48, More)
the worst bit about this compo, is the quality of image use
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HappyToast sorted on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:46, More)
On the same theme . . .
Again, pretty much just a stolen image though.
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:31, More)
compo pearoats.
hope you don't mind if i put it in your thread :)
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:21, More)
A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day
The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher wields a huge cleaver and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show that...
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P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, More)
I hate this compo, and I hate this entry
However, I do like listening to the new Bloc Party album.
(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:55, More)
