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It's the simplest image challenge ever: visualise the punchlines to jokes. And that's it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser is not a number, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:04)
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# Too obvious?

(geekboy High heels, diesel, gasoline., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:04, More)
# noong!

(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:54, More)
#




There is an Irishman,an Aussie and an American
all trying to become a detective, but only one could
join,and to prove their bravery they had to shoot their wife
So the Aussie walks in picked up the gun but he couldn't do it
so he was disqualified
Than it was the American's turn so he walked in picked up the gun
but he couldn't do it either so he was disqualified
Now it was the Irishman's turn. He walked in and after a while they heard a crash!bang!crunch!
When he finally came out they ask him what happened and he said "I couldn't shoot her so I bashed her to death with the chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs Yes Please. Milk no sugar, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:57, More)
# It's the coming of Jesus!

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:43, More)
# This isn't blood...It's Di...

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 18:52, More)
# Now with properly spelt words!

(songsforeveryone, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 12:32, More)
# 'OK Love you can drive'.........OR 'What does this button do?'

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 21:42, More)
# What's small, red and goes up and down all day?

I should probably stop reading pages of bad jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 19:12, More)
# Definately bindun, but I don't think like this.



(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Has won the British Grand Pricks, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 14:19, More)
# Can anyone tell me the joke?


If one person gets it, it'll make my day!
(jagathewise, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 14:05, More)
# Whats better than roses on your piano?

(I helped save b3ta! G-Man-74 is reading last years news on, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 13:49, More)
# Didn't expect to find a picture of a cucumber field though.


EDIT: The joke was.

What's the definition of suspicious?
Nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Has won the British Grand Pricks, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 13:13, More)
# laugh

I nearly fell off the roof
(theresapsychopathinmysoup so I fished it out with a mallet, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 12:23, More)
# compo repost


i know its a bit bobbins, but sod it.
(coobeastie hurrah for mobile broadband!, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 7:07, More)
# 'tis true!

it is easier...


(planetfall, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 5:56, More)
# bah might as well have the whole pappy joke


Click for bigger (159KB)
couldnt be arsed to crop to the punchline ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer drinks more than he thinks, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:59, More)
# All together now...

(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine posted humourously on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:18, More)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior was raped by John Leslie on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 19:31, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 19:13, More)
# raaaaah

(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 19:12, More)
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