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the b3ta book of records

The B3ta Book of Records. We reckon those Guinness folks are no fun. They won't accept any of the sort of record attempts we'd want to see. So go photoshop us some record attempts for our own big book and stick them on the board.

(Fri 4 Jul 2003, 12:13)
Pages: 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the popular posts)
# most eaten plastic jesus by fish

(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:57, More)
# Grandad decided to set a new record for Kitten Bowling


sorry, original post went the shape of the pear....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:39, More)
# Officially ...
The fastest thing on land


(boltneck, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:11, More)
# How about a record for the biggest imatation cock?
What a HUGE prick! (excuse the pun)
Can't Upload! CLICK HERE FOR PIC! Just waiting for a proper webserver, Geocities is bollox
(bastaad, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:06, More)
# Jamie Oliver wasn't beaten in NASAs attempt at the record for WORLDS BIGGEST COCK

compo repost...but a long time ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack "Now and then", Sun 6 Jul 2003, 0:03, More)
# Here's one that Guinness missed.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:52, More)
# Fastest fuckin' 50 meter crawl

(boltneck, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:28, More)
# ...3,416 and counting!

Beating the previous record of one
(The Convenient Monk, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:25, More)
# Worlds Strongest Kitten

ok...compo repost from AGES ago..
..but still deserving of praise...HEAP IT ON ME!!! Justify my weight lifting kitten!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:07, More)
# worlds longest hamster wee?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:06, More)
# World's fastest slug


Yeah, It's a repost (shameless one), but I thought I could put it in for the compo this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Cock of the Infinite, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:02, More)
# Record for continuous sacking of a snow weasel by a cat.

(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 21:57, More)
# "World's Cutest Stag Party Joke" record holder.

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 20:59, More)
# World record attempt...


...for sheep shearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 19:42, More)
# First Genetic Experiment to win Wimbledon?


Those damn scientists!
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 19:09, More)
# Record: Worlds strangest Fart.

That's gotta hurt
(skin up a bifta, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:56, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:39, More)
# The record for balancing no hands kittens whilst blind drunk stands at...

...two. Look, I know that's shit, but you try it after ingesting a tankerful of booze. It's harder than it looks. Thinking about what I recollect from that night, this should have been an entry for International Smoking Day as well.
Nice geranium.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:31, More)
# most shameless use of memes in a compo?

(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 16:35, More)
# New men's 100m world record: 6.84 sec

(nepenthe, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 16:21, More)
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