No

smoking, no stroking, no croaking, no yoking, no soaking, no invoking, no cloaking, no poking, no stoking, no choking, no joking, no toking, no Woking, no karaoking.

/relurks
( teedyay, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 21:23, More)

Clowns with Downs

more
(Idid, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 21:07, More)

This one's been kicking around in my head for ages.

( Coctail, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 20:18, More)

Look what i have


...gets coat
(Griffit, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 20:17, More)

A giant panda
Called Amanda
Reading right wing propaganda...

(The Wizard Of Jos Hates everything, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 20:15, More)

woo yay
compo post

the first four lines of "the elements" by Tom Lehrer.

In case you're wondering:

There's Antimone, Arsenic, Aluminium, Selenium,
And Hydrogen and Oxygen and Nitrogen and Rhenium,
And Nickel, Neodymium, Neptunium Germanium,
And Iron, Americium, Ruthenium, Uranium.
(hexy 1.0, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 20:09, More)

This is particularly vile...

(the guru, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 19:47, More)

Fo' yo mama, I sing this rap

Yo no fool me sayin' "oh no it's a trap!"
(Monocromatico believes in death after life, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 19:19, More)

Have this little fellow

blended in a bowl of marshmallow.
(Monocromatico believes in death after life, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 18:48, More)

( oCo, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 18:45, More)

Shirley Bindun?

( scott,, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 18:39, More)

have a rhyme
Two arses in glasses,
Bush with a tuche,
and Blair with no hair,
both smoking fags,
in front of Yank flags,


(lord bofingham, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 18:39, More)

BA Baracus shaking maracas while enjoying some tapas

(Carlos the Badger, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 18:27, More)

im lovin this!!


click to make it wider
(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 18:16, More)

for my compo entry
I instruct everyone to listen to a song called "Whirling Round" by Kinobe.
( Paper Tiger, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 18:16, More)

compo entry!

A 'Class' Lass attending Mass with Top Brass whilst Lashed to a Mast falling Fast down a Crevasse... with a Fly-Past
(gbert, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 18:14, More)

obligatory shite compo effort
which has probably bindun loads

a cat in a hat along with a rat sat on a mat whilst watching a gnat
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 18:07, More)

compo pea-roast


Shakespeare robs graves,
That's how he got aids.
It's the blood he craves,
Raping dead bod-ays.
( gazz, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 18:02, More)

Yoda Soda

(berlinvirus, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 17:52, More)

Bobsnobnob

(klondyker, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 17:49, More)