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Scientology gets a lot of bad press, but they're not all nut-cases, and it's time the balance was redressed. So this week's challenge is to show the positive side of the Church. Go mental.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser is not a number, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 22:39)
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# Ah...


...you said RON Hubbard. Sorry. With you now.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski http://www.fineexcuses.com - rock goodness!, Mon 18 Feb, 13:57, More)
# hmm

(I helped save b3ta! onephilosophy nonterraqueous, Mon 18 Feb, 11:56, More)
# *throws his clam into the ring*

(I helped save b3ta! postbear better than disco, worse than hitler, Mon 18 Feb, 4:14, More)
# L. RON HUBBARD? ELROND HUBBARD!


this canｴt be just coindicence!
heｴs with the elves. heｴs a good guy! and immortal too! you better believe it!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Mon 18 Feb, 0:32, More)
# .

(Vilverin, Sun 17 Feb, 21:49, More)
# not available at amazon
or anywhere else...

(polished turd as seen on ebay (0 bids), Sun 17 Feb, 17:22, More)
# Oh dear....
You have made the sacred twin cocks of Scientology cough their filthy yoghurt. You have stress and gayness!


(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot "Too stupid to breed" is a clinical diagnosis, Sun 17 Feb, 16:33, More)
# Quick, fetch a Mars Bar!

(JimGardner1973 Never ever bloody anything ever, Sun 17 Feb, 3:05, More)
# No-one noticed this yet?


Bloody Valve and their uncreative employees.

(EDIT: just thought; not entirely positive, this. Does influencing good games count? Please don't sue)
(I helped save b3ta! Iki I think my camel is dead., Sat 16 Feb, 22:02, More)
# Two E-meters and a microphone.
wicky-wicky
(Penultimate Straw, Sat 16 Feb, 20:28, More)
# when you put it like that
it just makes so much sense!

(londoner, Sat 16 Feb, 19:43, More)
# SCiPod, free for £299.99

(Duffking, Sat 16 Feb, 18:43, More)
# I always find this aspect of Scientology a sure sign that it was a relegion created by a bloke.


derissification
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost has no signature, Sat 16 Feb, 15:48, More)
# Quick 'n' dirty



(I helped save b3ta! Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sat 16 Feb, 15:25, More)
# arf!
have a smug L. Ron


(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 16 Feb, 15:17, More)
# AFTERNOONSES!

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sat 16 Feb, 14:53, More)
# Bindun?


Painstakingly done on MS paint
(Panjandrum has almost finished The Project, Sat 16 Feb, 14:06, More)
# Bling Bling, yo!



Sorry for Length.

"Cult Of Scientology" (to the tune of cult of personality by living colour)

My name is L. Ron, yes, you know me...
I'm that cunt from scientology,
Its quite expensive, Its not free!
I致e downed pink pills, and L.S.D.
In the cult of scientology
Like John Travolta and Jason Lee
I知 in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



Realise, I sell lies
for a billion years, this contract ties
body thetans, follow me
dianetics set me free
I sell you books you need to read
I Fucking hate psychiatry
I知 the cult of scientology
I exploit you still you love me



I'm A whole bunch of crazeeeey
I知 in the cult of scientology
Like Leisa Goodman and Kirstie Allee-eey
I知 in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
Yes You have to follow me
No cannot be set free



Gave me your fortune
You gave me fame
in reality i am quite lame
I致e got a fucking fake degree
I知 in the cult of scientology
hey my E-meter, tests for gullibility
cult of scientology




I will destroy you, go to extremes
I致e got my own military
I知 in the cult of scientology
Leah Remini and Lisa Marie
are in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
Yes You have to follow me
No cannot be set free



I sell you books you need to read
I fucking hate psychiatry
I知 the cult of scientology
I exploit you still you love me



I tell you: "You're a worker bee"
...in the cult of scientology
Like Beck Hanson and Ethan Suplee
I知 in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
yes You have to follow me
no cannot be set free



Gave me your fortune
You gave me fame
in reality i am quite lame
I致e got a fucking fake degree
I知 in the cult of scientology
hey my E-meter, tests for gullibility
cult of scientology
(VashTheStampede, Sat 16 Feb, 13:56, More)
# oh go on then
just cos i like you


(boris the spider, Sat 16 Feb, 13:46, More)
# Shirley Mustapha, etc...

Though, most of you probably too young fo this one.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 16 Feb, 13:11, More)
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