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Sales are plummeting, apart from 50 Shades of Grey, which has been the saviour of book stores everywhere. The answer is obvious: literature needs to be sexier for it to survive. Your job this week is to make it so. Challenge suggested by Paul_P.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:07)
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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 1:43, More)
# Thank you....You gave me an idea ;)
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:39, More)
# He he! I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 17:41, More)
# Maybe it's not the literature...
...it's where you have to go and buy them that needs sexing up?


(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:03, More)
# 8D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:58, More)
# He thought he'd waited downstairs till she'd fallen asleep, but...

(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:29, More)
# Too near the knuckle?

(royalweft, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:26, More)
# thar he/she blows

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:57, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:46, More)
# Hmmm
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(TallJim, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:51, More)
# Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:35, More)
# Soon to be turned in to a movie starring Oliver Pistorius.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 2:59, More)
# JAGSHEMASH


spotify:track:0RmgoZihIoJryddm0DqmWS (No Man Army Feat. Tom Morello by Prodigy)

spotify:track:0e243BgB3uILv6mismargL (Funeral Of Queen Mary (Moog Version) (from A Clockwork Orange) by The New Movie Orchestra)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:37, More)
# go to war with this whore


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(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 10:19, More)
# I'll just stick this here

(I helped save b3ta! lucifer101, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 0:48, More)
# it's quick and shit, but it's all i've got
also, i'm not sure if it actually was a book, so i'll not compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:27, More)
# couldn't resist this compo

(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:31, More)
# ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:21, More)
# Celebrity endorsement ftw.

Unrelated, but not being a threadhog.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:55, More)
# This is what happens when you put Descartes before the whores.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:53, More)
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