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Sales are plummeting, apart from 50 Shades of Grey, which has been the saviour of book stores everywhere. The answer is obvious: literature needs to be sexier for it to survive. Your job this week is to make it so. Challenge suggested by Paul_P.

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# Classic Sci-Fi.

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# Who said romence was dead?

NSFW


Mod: Keep porn off the board. Thanks.
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# The Evangelical Christian Kama Sutra
Sexed-down literature


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# :)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:02, More)
# The Dark Knight Rises


If watchmen is literature, then so's this.
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# got gooch? (Optimized for tablets - right click, Open, for fullfuck..imjussayin)
Open for fullfuck..imjussayin)


spotify:track:48DGzfvR2aWuAHcGfjFjEb (Oh by Ciara)
spotify:track:5KUytH3VG7o3FgGrWb9JO7 (Now I'm Here (Live) by Queen)
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www.b3ta.com/links/Queen_live_at_Wembley_Stadium_12_07_1986_Saturday_25th_Anniversary_Edition
best sustenance for a swine?










spotify:track:3DT5M9Pm8hgZw8Geqp8YLF (One Vision (Live) by Queen)
spotify:track:35rrLi8NY1BVhgS5rxnLn1 (Tie Your Mother Down (Live) by Queen)

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# hmm.

didn't even need to change the cover.
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# He loves a Happy Ending.

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# Too obvious?

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# Ding Dong


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# May have some water damage (pages are stuck together).

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# Mr Stephen King

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# looks like he's just remembered who he had last night.

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# Here's one I prepared earlier



Captain Bigglesworth climbed out of his trusty Camel, kicked the chocks into place, and headed wearily towards the hangar.
A frown furrowed his boyish brow as he saw his dear old friend hurrying towards him across the tarmac.
"I say!" ejaculated Bertie, feverishly polishing his monacle. "Dash it old chap, it looks like your todger is hanging out of your trousers!"
Biggles stopped in his tracks, looked down, and looked back to Bertie, a wry grin on his face.
"Hanging out? It's sticking out, my old chum" he replied.
Bertie gulped, knowing what was going to happen next.
"Now, get back inside, and I'll show you why we call this place the mess." murmured Biggles as he lit up a cigarette.
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