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sick christmas cards

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, it's almost time to kill the bastard thing. So celebrate the season by designing sick, rude or inappropriate christmas cards.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 20:35)
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# 25's a keeper!

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:30, More)
# Santa was not in the mood this day


*closes paint and relurks*
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 21:10, More)
# Merry xxx-mas!!


sorry for crapness...
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 21:07, More)
# Merry Christmas Y'all!!!

Ho, Ho, Ho!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 21:00, More)
# not realy up to the challenge but...
it's a bit crap


well its alot crap, and the only thing that is sick about it is quality of humus. thanks to sanders if he's looking, he told me this joke a long long time ago and i've been thinking about it ever since.

edit 2, its a steep learning curve. again thanks to ben for explaining this think called kays. next challenge is learning to put my trousers on in the morning. (feel free to yell if im still not getting somthing)
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:02, More)
# Now that the rule of law and democracy mean nothing....

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:54, More)
# Shit Christmas card...

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:37, More)
# Finally, Santa's identity revealed.

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:32, More)
#


300 d.p.i. Greeting Card Size. 800k You can see the Rohypnol box clearly on the large version.
Merry Christmas B3ta!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:02, More)
# Santa's got to land ?

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, More)
# dead santa

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:11, More)
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(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:41, More)
# Well, it's in the same vein...
Must I explain this? Must I? Here we go then. For fuck's sake: Jesus pegged out at 33, right? Barabbas got released instead of him, right? So he gets to live to 34. Assuming he didn't get crucified for some other petty crime like coveting an ox or something. What's all that about, anyway? Is it okay to lust over your next-door neighbour's PS3 / HD Telly / daughter's vagina but not their ox? Is a sheep still a goer? What about if they're not your neighbout - and let's face it, it's a bit fucking unlikely that someone on the Doddington & Rollo estate in Battersea will have an ox in their front room, although their pikey bint in her pink velour may well look and smell like one. Anyway, there's an end to it. I'm off to murder another prozzie.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:06, More)
# A commerative card of sorts...

cfb

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:00, More)
# Post 2 of 2: The Glasscock Christmas Card

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:55, More)
# They didn't think this one out, did they?

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:41, More)
# Oh no!

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:34, More)
# quick and very dirty
Can't see its bin dun either....


(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:00, More)
# Get the same card from my grocer every year
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Wonder if he's trying to tellme something?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, More)
# I lied

Click for bigger (21 kb)


And made one more, inspired by the BNP one somewhere down there.

I say inspired, more ripped off, but still...
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, More)
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