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sick christmas cards

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, it's almost time to kill the bastard thing. So celebrate the season by designing sick, rude or inappropriate christmas cards.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 20:35)
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# how it would be funnier

if i had also written "now you wish you were bloody christian" on it?
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#

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# i cant draw spunk

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 23:13, More)
# la la la laaaaaaaaa

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# Santa's come early this year...
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# Am I the first with this?

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# Also a reindeer at the office party.

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# my card for this year - technically a pearoast

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# A first go


mod edit: hello - your image host has an odd approach to urls!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 19:01, More)
# My second attempt

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:31, More)
# Don't forget the real meaning
of Jesus Fuckin Christ! -mas
Click to enlarge
And Joseph believed the 'immaculate conception' story 'cos he was caned.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:18, More)
# .

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# Happymash

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# Sorry, kids.
No presents this year.
Must be all those brandies...

Police evidence

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:51, More)
# this years xmas card
every year i make a 'special' xmas card.
this one seems to be extra effective,
since it caused my mother to leave me a phone message
calling me 'sick and twisted' and telling me she'd thrown it straight in the bin.

i take that as evidence of a job well done.

[EDIT: in deference to the filesize nazis, this is now 78496 bytes is size.]



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(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:19, More)
# Andrew Ridgely - Bugger King Employee of the Month



Thank you, drive-thru
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 11:06, More)
# Is this SFW or not?
EDIT: click (nsfw)

apparently it is SFW

mod edit: guess again - it's a safe bet that if the source picture was porn then whatever you turn it into will be nsfw. You're pic's pretty small so I guess it's fairly innocuous, but it's my call and I think it's nsfw.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 13:02, More)
# Can you send cards from prison?

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