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Sick Joke Book - Final Entries (This challenge is now closed)

Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:10)
EMO

a huge version for the compo
an infinite version for the gods
This lacks all the subtlety of Emo Phillips telling it.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 15:02, More)
Embiggened for book!


Man, Flash is ace to draw in! It turns my utter shite into merely pigswill!
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 23:47, More)
:)

What's blue and fucks grannies?
Me in my lucky blue coat.
1650 X 2550
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 7:53, More)
Bit shit
but i can't draw.
But i have a knife to your throat so you have to enjoy it regardless!

Click for biggerynesseryish
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 17:10, More)
doot de doo....

apologies for shittyness, but i do love the joke. also available in extra huge size suitable for a sick joke book, but i can't imagine anyone would want it.
edit: someone with more talent is more than welcome to redo this.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 3:38, More)
You want huge? You get huge!

And a free haiku to boot.
Sometimes gentle click
Embiggens tiny picture
Use left mouse button
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 19:33, More)
If either of mine get in, I have hoooooooooooooooge 300dpi versions available
Just ask.
For memory-jogging purposes, here and here
.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:28, More)
compo:
Q What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.

300dpi 1650x2550 version
and
Q. What do you call 20 lepers in a swimming pool?
A.Porridge!

300dpi big version
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:45, More)
And another

And a free haiku to boot.
Sometimes gentle click
Embiggens tiny picture
Use left mouse button
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 20:30, More)
Um...
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:34, More)
Here's another one for you lucky lucky people
(still a bit shit though) - ah well

Click for enormittery
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 18:18, More)
pearoast.... well ish

original FP version
This ones for the book so not so quick'n'dirty
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 22:49, More)

(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:10)

a huge version for the compo
an infinite version for the gods
This lacks all the subtlety of Emo Phillips telling it.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 15:02, More)
Man, Flash is ace to draw in! It turns my utter shite into merely pigswill!
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 23:47, More)

What's blue and fucks grannies?
Me in my lucky blue coat.
1650 X 2550
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 7:53, More)
but i can't draw.
But i have a knife to your throat so you have to enjoy it regardless!

Click for biggerynesseryish
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 17:10, More)

apologies for shittyness, but i do love the joke. also available in extra huge size suitable for a sick joke book, but i can't imagine anyone would want it.
edit: someone with more talent is more than welcome to redo this.
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 3:38, More)

And a free haiku to boot.
Sometimes gentle click
Embiggens tiny picture
Use left mouse button
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 19:33, More)
Just ask.
For memory-jogging purposes, here and here
.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:28, More)
Q What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby playing with a razor blade.
300dpi 1650x2550 version
and
Q. What do you call 20 lepers in a swimming pool?
A.Porridge!
300dpi big version
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:45, More)

And a free haiku to boot.
Sometimes gentle click
Embiggens tiny picture
Use left mouse button
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 20:30, More)
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:34, More)
(still a bit shit though) - ah well

Click for enormittery
(, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 18:18, More)

original FP version
This ones for the book so not so quick'n'dirty
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 22:49, More)






