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Can you imagine what life would be like if Tom Cruise was in charge? Pretty odd, we think. Cruise fact primer: Tom is a Scientologist, and NOT AT ALL GAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 May 2006, 20:16)
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# I keep wondering

about the meaning of his life.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 20:25, More)
# if tom cruise was god

katie holmes would have the body of a 10 year old boy
(and be perpetually naked and ready for a trip up cadbury avenue)
and everyone would speak in comic sans.
(svea, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:37, More)
# he'd make this a punishable offense...

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:26, More)
# BAD TOM!.. smaller ..

(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:08, More)
# He's got the whole world in his hands

(ZOMFG! LOLLER ROFLCOPTOR LMAO etc, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:59, More)
# God created the Earth in his own image

And if this picture is too boring to reply to,
I raised €639 today for a children's home in my city and over €700 in the last 2 weeks :)
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:38, More)
# Chaplin as Cruise?



this time with added value built-in crap film gag.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:15, More)
# running low on compo ideas?

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:01, More)
# Bless...

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 17:46, More)
# White Smiles All Round

(Slatts If you cant remember it didnt happen, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 17:38, More)
# ah...

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 17:00, More)
# Thought i'd get in with this before anyone else did.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Thats Madam Cock Nose to you., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 16:49, More)
# roles reversed...

(I was penalized for that, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 14:24, More)
# sorry... very very sorry
groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TADhAkYY!cd7R4lkfqAzelhyV4EA0dEGREX1w4jT*bnUwFu26LAJ*rvR4!sg6zsOKUO13jKMpm9EH91jqvRvqn0CaRrW8IssKnYkLZ8wK35DCJyxBAhe5g/katie_cock.jpg

modedit: nsfw. changed to linky.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 14:03, More)
# Sci-Pope Tom Cruise

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:48, More)
# God on earth!

(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 12:08, More)
# Here's another, undeserving of it's own thread

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:30, More)
# Amen

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin', Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:23, More)
# not worthy of own thread and can't find decent source image..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:04, More)
# This year's
Acadamy Award ceremony will be presented by Chris Rock.

(radja, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:01, More)
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