bindun
surely?


(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:53, More)

Good concept but....

( vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:28, More)

literally useless

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:03, More)

evening scumbags
for the compo

(smalldickedandproud, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:58, More)

Have a posted re:

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:38, More)

It would be difficult to invent anything useless enough to top this...

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:38, More)

Prototype wristwatch/Etch-a-snatch, now with Auto-Snatch

( LS18, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:42, More)

Available in black and white...


( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:35, More)

Is the 'Whales On Stilts Visit Vietnam' compo still going?
I bloody hope so, this took ages. For one of mine.


( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:49, More)

For when your clothes are just not tasty enough...
It melts on your clothes, not in your cupboard!

(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 19:58, More)

More of a pea fry


Previously www.b3ta.com/board/9072476
and www.b3ta.com/board/9091430
new jokes coming soon...
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:55, More)

erm...

( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:54, More)

Rubber stamping quackery since 2009

Just £45 per year gives your pre-bronze age mumbo-jumbo the comforting veneer of Government approval*, virtually indistinguishable from "real evidence" to the untrained eye.

<sub>* Actual approval levels may vary from zero to sod all.
** Sorry, this isn't actually my invention, and it's more actively dangerous than just useless, but I had to vent my spleen somewhere since the BBC don't have a Have Your Say page on this yet. Grrr.

For those of you who haven't watched the news this morning, CNHC is a new government body that approves Supplementary, Complementary and Alternative Medicine (SCAM) practitioners. But, approval is not based on basic common sense: evidence of effectiveness or safety. Instead, it is based on whether they are adequately "trained" by other SCAM artists, and have insurance. For your £45 a year, you get a lovely "Government Approved" certificate that you can use to lend legitimacy to your hand-wavy untested rubbish business, and bilk more money out of the ignorant. So, eminently qualified for this competition.</sub>
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 10:32, More)

Go forth and multiply... Amen

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 20:26, More)

'ning

( empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 11:50, More)

Idea from Viz
(Stoopid_Faaka, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 11:00, More)

the non-x-raying x-ray.

( Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 22:06, More)

No joke here--that's just how I see it

( LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:52, More)

yay for redundant books

( bnt what, me worry?, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:25, More)

For the love of god can at least one person buy my book!



(If they could read I might have sold one)
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:09, More)