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completely fucking useless shit

The Chocolate Fireguard, Left handed screwdriver etc etc. Invent your own useless contraption and show us its true shittiness with the magic of photoshop. Suggested by tommyhaych

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:54)
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(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 18:19, More)
# Can they use the eyedropper tool?

(geet Oh the hilarity, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:40, More)
# Rubber Screwdriver


I actually advertised this on a fake B&Q newsletter when I worked there.
Half the staff wanted to know when they were arriving.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:17, More)
# the plot just got thinner . . .

(roboplegic wrongsock, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 3:01, More)
# Tesla's 'hand-powered electric chair' never really took off.

(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:09, More)
# LADIES! Tired of stocking ladders?



not made by me - can't remember where i got it.
(kol, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:46, More)
# Indeed!
I just made this and it's not funny so I'll stick it here:

I think I'm just venting as to how effing useless most of these things are if you don't have VERY small things to plug into them...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:12, More)
# for those who forget their dreams...
Photobucket

Ladies and jellyfish, I give you the dream recorder...
(Lord Chode, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 14:16, More)
# Not invented by me,
but still absolutely useless

(TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:40, More)
# Computer Accessories

(curlyfries eats curly fries, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 5:56, More)
# Spoon!

(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:09, More)
# no idea

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:01, More)
# Hopefully no-one will notice
if I sneak this compo entry in here while the board's busy elsewhere...


(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:46, More)
#


useless - check
shit - check
fucking - erm nope
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:11, More)
# At last, I can pearoast

(Smokey the Weasel, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:40, More)
# Arf! That's way too good!
*clicks*

Would it be OK if I popped a comp entry of my own in here? Ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:25, More)
# While stocks last

(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, More)
# Perhaps its not so useless.....

(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, More)
# Suddenly completely fucking useless

(RagsMahone, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:48, More)
# Snow anyone???



Click for bigger (91 kb)

Length? In this weather, are you joking...
(profektus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:51, More)
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