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completely fucking useless shit

The Chocolate Fireguard, Left handed screwdriver etc etc. Invent your own useless contraption and show us its true shittiness with the magic of photoshop. Suggested by tommyhaych

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:54)
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# Did
someone say "Completely fucking useless shit"?


(Mr_SD, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 5:22, More)
# i-rape

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 21:12, More)
# spiffing job sir
mine's not quite worth a new thread...

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:42, More)
# Talkin' about my generation...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 16:44, More)
# Introducing, the...
the...
(A Hospital Carpark, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 21:32, More)
# Wally on the go!

(TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 12:13, More)
# the new Yamaha R1 motorised exercise bike

(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:11, More)
# Squelch

You might've seen this on my website. Does that make it a repost?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:51, More)
# HAHA - Quick and dirty


not worth its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:39, More)
# I think "I ain't fuckin' dun nuffin'" is my fave
Oh and this...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:19, More)
# BEHOLD: Glory in my magnificent new fire fighting invention


This doesn't really qualify as COMPLETELY FUCKING USELESS SHIT because it is the best fire fighting device yet invented.

Discard After Use? Not any more, this is a fire fighting device you can eat.

Also available Fire Turkeys, for the larger Kitchen Fire.
(Obamanable Snowman, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:15, More)
# anyone seen my plot?

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:27, More)
# Sorry to jump the thread but if its worth a Pea - Roast it!


pretty uselss I thought
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:43, More)
# Phew! I've finally finished that script! Spent months doing it.

(__, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:55, More)
# I thought of this in the shower the other day

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:53, More)
# Afternoon sex anybody?

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:48, More)
# Binary calculator

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:45, More)
# No original thought today,.. so its a sequel

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:23, More)
# If not useless--almost.

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 3:27, More)
# hello b3ta!

this is my first image post. please be nice :)
(marmitemarmite, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 2:41, More)
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