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This is a normal post Good to hear as that's pretty much been our consensus so far.
I've read a Dad-centric one called "The Expectant Dad's Handbook" which seemed promising but turned out to be written by a poor downtrodden sod with what sounded like a Hellbeast of a partner, preparing you to share in his life of abject misery.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck with it all. It's hard work but worth it.
BTW, be prepared to have your hand squeezed to an absolute pulp (don't you dare say it hurts), and to apologise profusely and repeatedly to the staff for your spouse's behaviour and foul language which may be insults directed at them. Your wife will remember none of it.

ETA?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
Expected splashdown: 4th July.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was in Tesco a couple of weeks before our 1st one dropped (now 21!). Picked a 9lb frozen turkey out and showed the wife "Isn't this about the expected birth weight?"
Apparently not helpful.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Surely it's just like squeezing a football out of your bumhole?
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post dknt forget to make constant and liber use of the gas/air
I did with our first and got told to leave it alone or get dragged out by security
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Things she can't eat
Cheese, especially nice cheese
Eggs, unless she likes it rubber-like
Posh Milk
Pate
Nice Meat or meats cooked nicely.
Fish, especially nice fish

Or basically EVERYTHING we envy about food on the continent.

They must have a terrible time breeding,eh ?

Edit: oh it's you. She CAN have liquorice!! and the saltier the better! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post mmmm, salty you say ?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 8:29, , Reply)