the face healed, mostly. The fact that they blamed me (three years old) and not the dog, apparently never did.
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:06,
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They said I was teasing the dog. I was THREE. Pretty similar scenario to this, except the dog attacked, and they took the dog's side. Fuck I hate my family right now.
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:10,
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Mum, this face paint smells just like liver pâté
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:34,
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it's good that you've managed to put it behind you
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:34,
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Ah yes I should have mentioned that at my mother's funeral last year they were still talking about how they had to put the dog down _because of me_. So I was a bit cross, yes.
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Can you post photos
Of your horrifically deformed face please
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 9:05,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
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