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This is a normal post I see enough photos on my Facebook timeline of bantz LADz entourages going to some chav dump for the weekend.
Nothing would bore me to tears quicker. Stag weekends are invariably a load of shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went on a fucking ace stage weekend in Milton Keynes once
We spent the Saturday at Bletchley park, the Saturday evening was spent chatting and drinking beer in a country pub, with a lovely meal in their restraunt. Then Sunday was spend in Milton Keynes museum playing with their telephone exhibit.

Fucking Epic! :)

Edit: I blame autocorrect
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post it is an excellent telephone exhibit
did you see the large telephone in the vehicle section?


 (driverchris, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It worked!
The Milton Keynes telephone exhibit has brought you out into the open. You will now be shot by a US dentist
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been in it :)
Both in the cab and rummaging around in the back with a telephone engineer
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you don't enjoy
a pub crawl around York City Centre dressed as superman, followed by shots until you puke, then being cleaned up and taken to a ropey strip club where your mates club their money together and pay for a bored single mother to waggle her tits at you in a side room?

You some sort of poofter or something?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we've already established that if he were a pooftah
he'd be in Milton Keynes, wanking over telephones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's only one kind of poofter
he could be at home reading a poncey book and crywanking over pictures of kittens
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't you organise the London bash?
Yeah, fuck going on a jolly with a bunch of old mates, let's meet a load of strangers off the internet. Weirdo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post They weren't all strange. Admittedly there was a lot of throwing up, but that's another story!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone piss themselves this time?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly not.
Tabs was elsewhere.
And I stand by the fact that 99% of stag parties are fucking shit. Even those of some of my best friends were organised by people who wouldn't know a good time if it sucked them off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:01, , Reply)