"he's probably fucking an octopus"
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 6:27,
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"I was expecting to be greeted by a naked young anime schoolgirl or
something similar… but all of a sudden I was transported into outer
space above the Earth, and was greeted by a big, muscular black man
with dreadlocks in a tight, white tracksuit.
He started shouting “HEY MAN!! COMON COMON!! LETS GO! UGH UGHH
UGHHH!!!” and started humping me, with techno music blasting in the
background."
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 7:24,
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