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And then a million mobile phones capture the moment when a pallbearer slips and the royal coffin tumbles, spilling the corpse of the dead queen onto the ground. In the confusion one man accidentally steps on her head and crushes it like an easter egg, and those close by vomit uncontrollably over her ruined remains. A passing corgi starts gnawing at her leg.

Later that day, Nigel Farage is crowned the new King of England, and the whole nation shits in its own trousers for the rest of recorded history.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
this gives an uncomfortable insight in how your creative process works.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just watched Doctor Strange
Did you get a cheque for that? Or do ads and studios screw you with impunity?
(, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post mostly the latter

(, Fri 17 Mar 2017, 23:48, , Reply)
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Can you put those images to music please?
(, Sat 18 Mar 2017, 0:03, , Reply)