When I was about 11 I was in a school play, but had only one line.
I feel that now is an appropriate time to re-employ that one line: 'Nice bit of joinery.' *bows*
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:31,
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It has wooden wheels, wooden engine and a wooden gears. It wooden go... Boom boom tish
(Gusofnavaronealways makes a map of france from sarnies, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:37,
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... and the trunk is made from ...a trunk.
(Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:47,
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That's a wheely good pun.
I'm trying to think of a better one... but I'm stumped.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 16:52,
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It's available from the local Citroen branch
(Tuskknows where you live, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:04,
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It has a wooden satnav - but it's useless too. It's roots are all tangled
(Gusofnavaronealways makes a map of france from sarnies, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:22,
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If you guys keep this up, I'm going to leaf
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:25,
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But you have yet to see the ash tray.
(Tuskknows where you live, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 17:51,
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You and your faggots stay out of my ash!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 18:07,
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Don't listen to him, his bark is worse than his bite.
(rjmrjm, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 19:16,
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I pine for a less base thread.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 19:31,
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Nice job.
Sometimes it's hard enough to make the metal ones road legal.
(A Rory Borealishere under duress, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 22:14,
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The new Eurotrash reboot has gone very upmarket
(transparenttownDead to worse..., Tue 28 Mar 2017, 11:28,
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