Want to waste $400?
Some vapid Californian lifestyle cunts invented a machine to get in on the food capsule fad. This time it's for juice.
The machine costs $400, but it turns out you can just squeeze the juice cartridges with your hands.
But then, silly me, the CEO comes and tells us that "the value of Juicero is more than a glass of cold-pressed juice. MUCH more."
medium.com/@Juicero/a-note-from-juiceros-new-ceo-cb23a1462b03
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Some vapid Californian lifestyle cunts invented a machine to get in on the food capsule fad. This time it's for juice.
The machine costs $400, but it turns out you can just squeeze the juice cartridges with your hands.
But then, silly me, the CEO comes and tells us that "the value of Juicero is more than a glass of cold-pressed juice. MUCH more."
medium.com/@Juicero/a-note-from-juiceros-new-ceo-cb23a1462b03
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The device also reads a QR code printed on the back of each produce pack and checks the source against an online database to ensure the contents haven’t expired or been recalled, the person said.
The expiration date is also printed on the pack.
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The expiration date is also printed on the pack.
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More importantly
It's DRM. You can use third party bags of pulped fruit and veg. This one is going down in flames. VCS are so fucking stupid.
( , Thu 20 Apr 2017, 23:46, Share, Reply)
It's DRM. You can use third party bags of pulped fruit and veg. This one is going down in flames. VCS are so fucking stupid.
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I like the bit where he closes the stable door after the horse has bolted.
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I liked the bit where he had his arm right up the horses arsehole.
*continues to watch All Creatures Great and Small on Dave*
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*continues to watch All Creatures Great and Small on Dave*
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Wait till you see my new invention
Wanky coffee in aluminium capsules that only go in my machine.
( , Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:09, Share, Reply)
Wanky coffee in aluminium capsules that only go in my machine.
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