naw ya big baw bag, she husnae
ah pure wish she wud do, ken.
I'm thinking it would make for a great creepy horror movie.
Like this
Man buys girlfriend a new dress "go on, wear it, it will really suit you" and she puts on the dress and now the man has his fantasy come to life but it's not quite real life because that's just the manifestation of a fantasy, an empty fantasy, because it's still just a dress and inside the dress is Sarah. Still mildly unattractive, overweight Sarah. Poor Sarah, she'll do anything for you but it breaks her heart to wear this dress because she knows you don't see her and you're seeing something else and it scares her to think what it really is. "I think you should keep it on" "But it's a little uncomfortable"
"Come upstairs"
I HAVE HAD WAAAAAAYYYYYYY TO MUCH COFFEE PLEASE SEND HELP
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colmcq2, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:44,
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Add a wee snifter to your next mug.
Go on, just a wee sharpener. What's the worst that can happen?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:49,
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