Are you conscious already?
Don't try to walk, er, for a couple of reasons.
Hope all is well.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:21, Share, Reply)
Don't try to walk, er, for a couple of reasons.
Hope all is well.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:21, Share, Reply)
Yes already done the biscuits and tea thing
Been moved to the ward with a few who like there on there last legs and ready to go.
And a nice philipeno nurse to look after me
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:30, Share, Reply)
Been moved to the ward with a few who like there on there last legs and ready to go.
And a nice philipeno nurse to look after me
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:30, Share, Reply)
Is Philip
Brian's brother? Happy Leg Loss Day, may you have many more. I've not thought this through.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:02, Share, Reply)
Brian's brother? Happy Leg Loss Day, may you have many more. I've not thought this through.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:02, Share, Reply)
That's what I had when I had both me foot operations
Excellent stuff.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:42, Share, Reply)
Excellent stuff.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:42, Share, Reply)
Yes please!
Maybe some diazepam beforehand and df118s for later.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:16, Share, Reply)
Maybe some diazepam beforehand and df118s for later.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:16, Share, Reply)
Not yet but if feel goodies during the night then it's either ghosts or wondering hands
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:36, Share, Reply)
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i like those little non slip red socks - they usually let you keep them too
be sure to ask for the other to take home before they kick you out, always good to carry a spare. good luck, man - best foot forward an' all that. x
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:45, Share, Reply)
be sure to ask for the other to take home before they kick you out, always good to carry a spare. good luck, man - best foot forward an' all that. x
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:45, Share, Reply)
Yay! You'll be back on your feet in no time!
Well, foot anyway.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:14, Share, Reply)
Well, foot anyway.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:14, Share, Reply)
blimey, that was quick
how is your mind coping with the absence?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:16, Share, Reply)
how is your mind coping with the absence?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:16, Share, Reply)
I do believe my mind is having a sulk at the present time due to political differences and the refusal to follow the party line
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Bit of an extreme way to lose weight, innit?
Sorry but that's the best I can come up with - only usually make sick jokes behind people's backs.
Though it does remind me of a chap I knew who had a prosphetic leg after he lost one of his birth legs in a motorcycle accident. He continued to ride like a mad thing, and he told the tale of once when he managed to throw his bike down the road on the way to work. He slid down the road, and caught the prosthetic on a lamppost as he passed on his back at 50mph. The leg got whipped off, and bounced through a group of people at a bus stop. As two fainted and one threw up, he's back on his foot, pogoing after it shouting 'stop my leg'......
I have serious doubts whether it was true, but I heard hhim tell it several times and it always had us crying with laughter.
So there is a sunny side!
Good luck with the healing.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:50, Share, Reply)
Sorry but that's the best I can come up with - only usually make sick jokes behind people's backs.
Though it does remind me of a chap I knew who had a prosphetic leg after he lost one of his birth legs in a motorcycle accident. He continued to ride like a mad thing, and he told the tale of once when he managed to throw his bike down the road on the way to work. He slid down the road, and caught the prosthetic on a lamppost as he passed on his back at 50mph. The leg got whipped off, and bounced through a group of people at a bus stop. As two fainted and one threw up, he's back on his foot, pogoing after it shouting 'stop my leg'......
I have serious doubts whether it was true, but I heard hhim tell it several times and it always had us crying with laughter.
So there is a sunny side!
Good luck with the healing.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:50, Share, Reply)
I smiled adoringly at all the messages that had been written on the old bugger before he got tossed.
People who work in hospitals love patients with attitudes like yours!
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:32, Share, Reply)
People who work in hospitals love patients with attitudes like yours!
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:32, Share, Reply)
Go on. Get a pirate-style peg leg.
Wishing you lots of luck.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:23, Share, Reply)
Wishing you lots of luck.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:23, Share, Reply)
Is your real name "Simon"
Must start calling you Simon Peg?
On a more serious note: youtube.com/watch?v=SpS3eFqhxSQ
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 2:03, Share, Reply)
Must start calling you Simon Peg?
On a more serious note: youtube.com/watch?v=SpS3eFqhxSQ
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 2:03, Share, Reply)