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This is a link post Swear Clock I made this!
I have made a bot. It's a significant development in both swearing and time telling technology.



Follow it if you like at @swearclock.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 May 2017, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is relevant to my interests

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 8 May 2017, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good.
It's very relevant to mine. I like swearing and I often need to know the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 May 2017, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Out of interest....
What do you build these bots in? I think there are other subjects that need to be combined with swearing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 8 May 2017, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post python
it's very good but apparently people sometimes use this which doesn't need code cheapbotsdonequick.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 May 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Python's good.
I'm guessing I could run them from my Pi then. Looks like I've got myself another project then. Thanks for ruining all my free time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 8 May 2017, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post tell me what you make
I really like bots - it's like doing toys back in the day on b3ta but because they're in a social thingie people reply to them and interact which makes it feel alive.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 May 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite bot delivers daily religious guidance:
"eating pizza with more than two toppings leads teens to read werewolf knotting fanfiction"
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 8 May 2017, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well there's a Google search I shouldn't have done at work.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 8 May 2017, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This afternoon's advice is safer
"Build-A-Bears invite lascivious and unpure thoughts"
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 8 May 2017, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am no longer at work

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 8 May 2017, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
...and I'm spent.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 8 May 2017, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You just come here just to post your own stuff and don't contribute?
Spam cuntery of the highest order.

Also can we have a /politics section pretty please?
That will stop /links getting bogged down with some of the more inflammatory debates and links.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 May 2017, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post splitting /links is how the fascists will win

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 May 2017, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fairy nuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 May 2017, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice, but needs more Buffy.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 May 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post This needs to go in the regular newsletter.
Oh, hang on....
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 8 May 2017, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there going to be a smartwatch?
Swearables are all the rage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 8 May 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 8 May 2017, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post v good!

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 May 2017, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 May 2017, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post you just need to hook it up to a premium rate number now
and you can swear at lonely old people and take their money at the same time
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 8 May 2017, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Technology these days...
What's wrong with a good old fashioned mugging?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 8 May 2017, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post bravo!
this is optimal use of our breathtaking modern technlogical capabilities.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 May 2017, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly time to poo on a ham

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 8 May 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not Christmas until dad poos on the ham

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 May 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheap ham

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 8 May 2017, 12:47, , Reply)