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This is a normal post Thread jack.
The ginger fuhrer gets a name check for some nice The Sun trolling in this fortnight's Private Eye. I'd upload a pic, but I'm a spaz and it's too much of of a challenge for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's easy peasy lemon squeezy to do.


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 May 2017, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Naff orf art school.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post what percentage of Private Eye's readership has any idea what twitter is or what any of that means I wonder

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Benny, anyone who reads Private Eye is very well aware of Twitter.
You clearly don't read it if you ask a question like that. It's hardly rocket science. Also The Eye's circulation is currently at its all time high. And they say dead tree media is dying. You stick to The Beano. Benny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post have you sent them that bitingly satirical song you wrote yesterday?
You might get a mention
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post God I just love it when you two get it on.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly too much of a benny to even do some basic research before making assumptions from inside his bubble.
Private eye Twitter followers 369,000
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's the number of twitter users who want to follow Private Eye
Slightly different
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, proberbly not a Private eye reader amongst them.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Benny?
My primary school just called, they want their taunt back.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please Miss! He started it!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 May 2017, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your demeaning of the Beano offends me.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're a little naive on most forms of online content/marketing.
I got a letter printed where I corrected them on how YouTube adverts work (or at least how advertisers are charged for them).
\o/
That said, they share my opinion on Social Media marketing as being this generation's 'snake oil'. Largely untrackable and unattributable, and mostly a big fat waste of company money. But every idiotic MD i've worked for in the last 10 years has felt compelled to be doing "something" on social media, and hoping for deafening applause in the weekly meeting when the company's FB page gets another 20 'likes' that week.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 18 May 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Add to that the need to have a digital strategy without actually knowing what that might be
In steps some clown who promises to deliver one and increase revenue in two years. Clueless 'posh but dim' idiots employing clown are taken in and think he/she is some sort of saviour. Anyone with an ounce of sense can see he/she is a complete fraud and bullshitter.

Clown employs muppets on big salaries to do digital type things. Muppets do not really know what they are supposed to be doing but won't challenge the clown as they owe their jobs to him/her. After two years of bluster, Town Hall Meetings, Product Stand-ups, Big Data bollocks, thousands of post it notes stuck to white boards, money wasted on redundant Digital platforms etc the square route of jack shit has been delivered and millions wasted. Clown leaves before getting pushed and leaves muppets to await their inevitable fate.

True story at a major cultural institution.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 May 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Big Data bollocks is the worst.
"We've built a black box which scrapes the web and outputs pretty graphics which you couldn't possibly understand but basically mean we can justify tweeting a picture of your company logo iced on a cup cake at exactly 6.45pm. Now give us money and don't ask what our qualifications in data analysis actually are."
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same as SEO.
Really simple theory that anyone can understand, over-charged for by cunts with business studies degrees pretending it is rocket science and cherry picking irrelevent data to back up their 'success'.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 May 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Take the bleeding obvious regurgitate it with buzzwords and spin and sell it as something magic. Just like Pact Coffee
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 May 2017, 21:53, , Reply)