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This is a normal post Who even needs satirists anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 23 May 2017, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, it would be appropriate for anyone supporting the bomber.
But the real answer is desecration.
Any terrorist we capture alive gets a transfusion of pig's blood, and the remains of any we simply mix with pig's blood before burial.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 May 2017, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Split the body
You cannot enter heaven unless your body is whole, although if they were a suicide bomber that probably already happened.

I know, spread the information that all suicide bombers do not enter heaven!

Isn't that why they feel OK to do that?

72 computer programmers or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 23 May 2017, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post 72 Agressive Susan Boyles
Who won't take no for an answer.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 May 2017, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post they dont care about killing people or themselves, you reckon they'd think twice because of a bit of pig's blood?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 May 2017, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. It would be anathema to them. They kill as they believe they are going to paradise.
Desecration of their corporeal remains bars their entry to paradise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post they wouldnt just ignore all that because they're nutcases then?
Or interpret another religious text as meaning those 'rules' dont apply if you're martyred or killing infidels

I've heard this solution before and I think it's more to do with satifying blood lust than controlling it
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tend to agree with all of that.
Still, they don't like it up 'em.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suicide was a mortal sin.
Until one lad took a bunch of grenades and threw himself under a tank during the Iran Iraq war.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah. Some Egyptian cleric issued a fatwa in
the seventies, I think, saying that it wasn't suicide in pursuit of martyrdom. It was a game changer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post as I recall the first suicide bomber since ww2
was actually from Irgun or Stern. There are doubts as to whether he meant to blow himself up. I can't find the story right now It was a station bombing during the Palastine Mandate.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it probably wouldn't help...
But it'd be funny as fuck.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 May 2017, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post So by your logic all terrorists are bacon-avoiders?
You're playing into the hands of these idiots.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Wed 24 May 2017, 2:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake news.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 May 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post End senseless killing with more senseless killing
- yeah that makes sense makes no sense
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 23 May 2017, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've missed the point

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 23 May 2017, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post that killing the suicide bombers will make us no better than them?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hardly think you can compare capital punishment of a guilty party
after due process to the completely random and indiscriminate murder of innocent civilians.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus fucking wept
You can't punish a suicide bomber with death for fuck's sake.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 23 May 2017, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are jeremy corbyn
aicmfp.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright senõr deleletey?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post you said no one would ever notice

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you read the article that was not what was said. Hence my fake news remark.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah you can.
The security services already know who the religious nutterists are. So kill them now, before they strap on their rucksacks. 'Nacht Und Nebel' their entire fucking families and execute every last motherfucking one of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 23 May 2017, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post A suicide bomber,
by his very nature Stuj, is already dead. You can't kill him again.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 23 May 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tchoh! Oh ye of little faith.
Of COURSE I can. By using SCIENCE WHAT MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 23 May 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also I DID say 'before'.
See, I'm with Judge Death on thissss one. All Crime Isss commited by the living. Therefore Life Itssself iss the crime.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 23 May 2017, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right, we should be trying to rehabilitate them

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 May 2017, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all in favour of the preventative measure of force-feeding every 'radical' muslimist bacon sandwiches.
'Don't matter HOW many children you murder now Achmed, you're NEVER gonna get your 72 Mother Theresa Look-a-likes.'
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 23 May 2017, 19:44, , Reply)