Maybe we just didn't tell you because you were utterly retarded.
As a child in the 1970's I was taught by Saturday morning fucking TELEVISION shows how to make a fucking pipe-bomb, and how to turn household objects into a crossbow-style weapon that could put a six inch nail through a breezeblock. Even Blue Peter taught us to make an air-powered rocket that could stun a horse if you hit the cunt head on.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:22,
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How many horses stuj?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:47,
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ALL of them.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA1atZbMvFg
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 28 Jun 2017, 1:35,
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Thanks dad, I'm sure you saved me from myself!
BTW the Blue Peter bottle rockets didn't work for me - the washing-up liquid bottles blew up with anything over about 30psi. To do real damage fizzy drinks bottles were the way to go - when I got hold of a decent pump they would take well over 100psi.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 7:31,
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