If Mary Berry disappears now, his secret will be revealed.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Aug 2017, 17:07,
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Bollocks, serves me right for being in /links.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Aug 2017, 17:13,
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Yes, and he really WOULD have a soggy bottom Ha Ha Ha
No seriously...upon death, every muscle in the human body ceases to receive energy in the form of ATP. As a result, the bowels will relax and a bowel movement can occur and any urine in the bladder is no longer held back so: a common way to check someone has died and that the death rattle was not in fact a breath, is to check under their hips. Folks who have been expected to die or are in a position of comfort will usually be on their backs. Hence, soggy bottom. A HA HA HA HA.
anthea, anthea, bubububub anthea! anthea!! Hello, love! come over here,. Oh I can't sing and I can't dance and i can't do anything else as well. Never mind, have some cunt from the audience . Hello Cunt from the audience, make a fool of yourself.
Edit it together, - I'm getting buried
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unclepills, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 17:28,
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You sound more wasted than me {8-p
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Aug 2017, 17:42,
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That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me, you smooth talking fucker.
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unclepills, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 21:04,
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Pat around their crotch to see if they've pissed themself on death..
...but if they're alive they'll probably be cross you're feeling them up, so that also works as a good check.
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Won't hold up in court.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Aug 2017, 18:02,
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I can vouch for that.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 20:47,
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