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This is a link post Could we have a Terrible (Films) Tuesday? I give you Best Friend From Heaven
No apologies to Feckler, the lovely B3tan who brought it to my attention over on that Twatter.
Cheers, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see your Kris Krisstofferson movie
and raiser you one more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAdwoZ41_-s
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This film looks amazing. It's like someone brought all the best elements of the Lassie Come Home, Ghost and My Best Friend's Wedding.
Nothing can ever be worse than Shallow Hal. Worst film ever. It is one poor joke stretched over two hours.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shallow HAL
In which a super-intelligent computer ribs Dave Bowman about his personal grooming routine for three and a half hours.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Requiem for a dream
A truly awful experience
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post It helps if you merge it with Labyrinth.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just be great full that they never made"touched by an Angle" into a film
I had the dreadful experience of watching part of one episode at my mother in laws house. I really wanted to end my life after just a couple of minutes and by 10 mins my eyeballs had turned inside out and my brain had prolapsed out my nose and ears.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Similarly all the people who never knew Robin Williams suffered from Depression
Had clearly never seen even two minutes of any film he ever made, ever.

The only thing that stopped me topping myself after What Dreams May Come was the film's own message that the afterlife might be real but is probably just a really shit introverted nightmare.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just going to leave this here...
Gary Oldman, Peter Dinklage, Kate Beckinsale, Matthew McConaughey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM
 (SonofRojBlake, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, was just going to post this!
How did this happen?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lady Magdalene's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u45Do5gEL2Q

This is the whole movie btw, plus for some reason there is a 10 minute informercial at the beginning for brain pills which is straight up Tim and Eric.

The film is made by some libertarian dude who hates the IRS and terrorists and loves freedom and hookers. It has Uhura from Star Trek in it. It's brain-meltingly good-bad.

This is the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qexz2O0tfrE
 (brandthedoggy, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gosford Park

-Dryest film ever.

Son of the Mask
The Rollerblade Seven

Too tired to think of any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kitty Cat Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-fUlOLkbvQ
 (I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:38, , Reply)