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This is a link post Stuckie the Mummified Dog
'Stuckie was discovered in 1980 on a lumber truck after a chestnut oak had been cut into logs'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who hasn't come unstuck in pursuit of a coon?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you even get a warning for out-and-out racism on here these days?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ someone didn't read the article. But that's not a reason not get sanctimonious.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did read the article, you're a racist cunt

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh diddums snowflake. Does the American vernacular diminutive form of the word raccoon offend you? Go and have a boo hoo in your safe space.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post stop the clock

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post instead of censoring the names of oddball users, why cant b3ta censor the lexicon of dimwitted and unimaginative racists?
Make them work a bit harder
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh do give it a rest, you tedious, prudish bore.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why don’t you give it a rest.
You pretty much single handedly make this place a very fucking unpleasant place to be. You offer absolutely nothing, your “edgy” attitude is so fucking cliched that it took me a while to be sure you weren’t a parody of one of those types, and despite your certainty that you are right you tend to shut the fuck up as soon as someone with an iota of knowledge puts you right on something.
You’re a fucking arsehole, and your pathetic “LOL how can it be racist I was just using an abbreviation and the very thought that I was doing a racist never crossed my mind” is so obviously bullshit that I wonder why you even bothered with not owning the fact that you’re a racist cunt.
The sooner you get bored of this place the better.
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post You seem upset. Verbose and upset.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh J. Alf
This is going to be like Porridge Wog Night, when loads of white people worked themselves up into a frenzy and never came back.

Mysteriously, the place was 100% less anti-semitic after that.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it's true,
Most of the genuinely funny, interesting and intelligent people fucked off once you started mashing your keyboard on here.
You're not the only one, but the most noticeable one that's helped turn this place to shit.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Diversity of worldviews
Is what makes this place interesting. Fuck knows, there are lots of echo-chambers.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
pbfcomics.com/comics/the-offenders/
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
\o/
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no issue with people's differences of opinions
But the same 2 or 3 cunts, turning any post into the same fucking shite, day after day, with nothing new to add from the previous stack of pointless toss they wrote about, libtard this, racist that, all fucking bollocks on what was once, a good page for interesting links. Even just coming here solely to see the links you have to wade through post after post of class A arse wipe.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 2:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta, my part in its downfall.
Apart from the fact you flatter me, your nostalgia isn't what it used to be shtick couldn't be more hackneyed and trite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post But you're still a cunt

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 2:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're just sore because I called you out for those endless links you used to post to some crap Simpsons game.
Says a lot about you that you thought they were 'genuinely funny, interesting and intelligent' contributions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were requests you bell-end
And you 'calling me out' on links posted 4 years ago is the best you can come up with? As if I gave the slightest shit what your opinion was of those?
Someone posting links you dont like or enjoy is not the same as turning every comment thread into the load of bollocks you end up doing.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your angry response undermines your claim not to give the slightest shit.
Your outlandish and demonstrably untrue claim I sabotage every thread I participate in, and that I take part in every thread, betrays a rather unhinged and delusional mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm nowhere near angry, to be angry you need to care about something or someone.
Your follow up points are also bullshit, as it's clear that you fuck up every thread you start your pointless bollocks in.
Not every thread, and not every thread you comment in.
Every thread you try and be amusing/controversial/intelligent descends into line after line of utter tripe.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Pointless bollocks" is certainly nothing you could ever be accused of, Mr Serene.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post the great tragedy in all this is that you - one of the most obviously flawed individuals on here - should feel superior to anyone, let alone whole ethnic groups

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superiority complex? Textbook projection Benny.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're well off the mark here
The dawg was chasing a 'coon. It's not racist. It's about dogs and raccoons. Did you never see the Dukes of Hazard or Smokey and the bandit.
This thread is great example of professional offense taking.
You disagree with frocks on stuff, he annoys you - get the fuck over it or put him on ignore so the rest of us don't have watch these unedifying squabble fests.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
professional offence taking troll breastfeeding
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post arent you the bloke who sends me gazzes when he's upset?
Perhaps just pop me on ignore next time or get over it
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm so sorry
do you get triggered by people communicating directly with you?
I hadn't realised that was a faux pas. I promise never to say anything directly to you again. I should have guessed by the way you refuse to engage in anything that isn't intended for an audience.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's great, thanks
At least there's something positive that's come from this thread
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post You wouldn't talk like that to me in a pub carpark at closing time
Don't do it here.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps you should confine yourself to the pub if you think you'd get more respect there
I'm sure Pru would be up for a couple of ales if you need some company
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll get you a Coke and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps and you can wait in the car like the child that you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post fascinating glimpse into your childhood there, thanks Pru

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps you'd like to confine yourself to actual debate
rather than mere vulgar abuse. You're not very good at it.
This is becoming a wrestling a pig in shit session. You like it, and neither of us is impressing anyone else.
Have a good evening.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post mate you just asked me outside, on the internet

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. No I didn't
I reminded you to try and engage with ideas.
But woosh - as always.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's only racist if you didn't get the joke.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post So where was the joke?
Apart from a juvenile, sniggering-behind-the-hand, "I can use a racist slur and pretend I didn't"?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a sophisticated joke.
It's a simple play on words.

Go and look up a few different dictionary definitions of the word racism, and see if you can actually get this to fit. Without serious semantic chicanery I don't believe you'll be able to.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The joke, quite obviously is
“Ha ha, I can use this story as a way of saying something racist without being racist”. Without the intent for the line to be read as racist, there is no joke at all, just an abbreviation. Now, hopefully, you’re not going to argue that Prufrock was literally just referring to the likelihood of dogs chasing raccoons and getting into trouble having multiple precedents, are you? No. Good. So we’re agreed that he was being an edge lord racist twat, like he does on here all the fucking time.
(Oh well done by the way Prufrock, you correctly identified tone in my post. Yes, i was attempting to convey annoyance. You successfully identified that. Have a biscuit)
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also pointed out you're a windbag. Do I get a biscuit for that?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure it's "edgy" or whatever.
But it really isn't racist, by any dictionary definition of racism. You can call it racially insensitive if you like, but you can only call it racist if you don't mind being linguistically inaccurate.

Also, just because you don't find it particularly funny, or you believe that the basis of it is weak, doesn't mean you get to dictate that it isn't a joke.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you really go to Oxford?
christ
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
It was well lol, and occasionally totally rofl.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh am I too late for this party?
Only I missed your outrage when people here have used terms like "porridge wog", lacist or the nazi car crash that is Stuj.

You wouldn't be jumping on this because of your political differences are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, they're genuinely so offended
that they have to engage in a ludicrous series of 'look how un-racist I am' posts.
BTW, anything they do or say is cool because they are lovely wonderful people whereas if you disagree you are Tory scum and anything is justified.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The real victim of this thread is Stuckie the Mummified Dog. So disrespectful.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends
what race is the dog? Asking for Benny.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're only making it worse.
The ghost of Stuckie will come back and bite us on the arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and Team Brexit is complete
Well done lads
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Although I'm a socially liberal remainer.
Otherwise, top rate, no one else's comments are worth reading. Because etc etc etc
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah you're one of us now. Benny says so.
We meet every alternative Thursday for a pint and bag of British pork scratching if your interested.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post can I wear a Union Jack waistcoat?
And am I allowed to talk loudly about shar-hira lore takin' ova the country?
'cos the lying MSM is trying to cover it up, but it's true.
I wonder if those London Bridge terrorists got their roids from the same bloke I get mine?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on... precisely who is Team Brexit?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post LIke pork scrathicngs?
Find Benny sanctimonious and boring?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post boring?
that's not what you said in those needy gazzes you sent me
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you edging up to wanker-lite doxxing?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking dick you are Benito
Gazzes are gazzes, you monumental shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Racism fine, referring indirectly to content of unsolicited messages, NO!
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you want me to post them?
Needy? Or trying to actually engage. I'll let others judge
What was your actual point? Is it wrong to msg someone? Please explain.
Please cite an example of racism or withdraw your comment.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post My point is no-one should have to put up with any shite from racists or their apologists

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shhh, everyone!
Benito has something important to say!
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any chance
that you'd care to supply your definition of racism?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post What fucking racism?
And how does it outweigh your betrayal of the most basic rules of this community?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The most basic rules of this community like:
Don't be racist, or you'll get banned
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Again, Benito, what fucking racism? Or have you just been a massive dick?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a community leader?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post So why have none of the people you are fulminating against been banned?
Because they aren't racist.
You have deliberately misunderstood a joke and tried to create a controversy - which only you and one other loser even pretend to believe in.
When challenged you go all nudge nudge because I have attempted to engage you in one-to-one conversation.
It's piss poor Benny. Go to bed and apologise in the morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll gaz you love

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then we'll laugh.
or possibly not.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:44, , Reply)