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This is a normal post Devon.
The cornish method is fucking stupid.

You don't make a jam sandwich by adding the butter last.

Fucking pasty botherers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't spread a well set jam on a soft bed of a clotted cream.
Jammy nosed gits!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course you can unless you are some kind of scone impaired ninny spacker.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbish, a little dab of jam in the middle of the cream is correct
That way the jam touches the tongue immediately with a zing of goodness.

Yes, I am a jam toucher
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on there...
If the jam hits the tongue first, are you eating your scones upside down? What kind of sorcery is this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's cream first, you just can't put jam on a dry scone - makes no sense
However I think we can all agree that clotted cream is the most glorious foodstuff on the planet, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I totally agree, but how the hell is Simbosan eating a devon method scone with jam being the first thing that hits his tongue?
He must be eating it upside down risking jammy trousers.

And by god, clotted cream is what angels are made of.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst I can agree with any of you at least you're not Americans
They put gravy on theirs...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fucking heathens!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arguing about scones?
Are you all some sort of women puffs?

and anyway, it's cream first.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the money's right I'mm be anything you want me to be
yes, you're quite right
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, it's pronounced 'scone'.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having grown up in Devon, I approve and agree 100% with this.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 11 Mar 2018, 17:07, , Reply)