Brooker is a genius
I was reading Dawn of the Dumb on the train yesterday. I ended up almost in tears when one part threw me. It was from this column

www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,2031729,00.html

"When Bush retires, where's he meant to go for a nice relaxing getaway? Let's face it, even in the year 2025, if he pops out for some curry goat during a Caribbean break, chances are the kitchen staff will be queuing up to dribble all manner of bodily fluids in his food. He'll wind up thinking all global cuisine tastes vaguely similar and possibly a bit too runny for his liking."
( masakatsu, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 16:46, Reply)

i have to get that book
i owe him everything having been introduced to both The Wire and Trapped in the Closet through his reviews
( the_log_knows Do dolls ever go to Carribean islands? Barbie does, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 16:51, Reply)

I highly recommend it
And the older articles in Screen Burn
( masakatsu, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 17:34, Reply)

:D
That article is class, especially point 5.
( Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 17:03, Reply)