my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it. I made this!
JACOB DYER THE MUSICAL!

if you're RISing then you should probably read this classic moment of noob flaming

with insincere apologies to the man himself
( Gilgamesh - Posting a picture? STOP!, Thu 15 May 2008, 21:45, Reply)

I'm having major problems signing in!
forgot my password to ZMR.

and probably the email address to/too/two?

Gaz me a simpletons help page please?

unless you not gay?
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Thu 15 May 2008, 21:54, Reply)

have you tried the password reminder thing?
or maybe ask gronkpan when he's around?
( Gilgamesh - Posting a picture? STOP!, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:02, Reply)

yarrrr
will try all email-combos.
(i thought it was your site)


edit: whos cockshott1?
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Thu 15 May 2008, 22:12, Reply)

er, pass
if he's a member on ZMR then he's probably selling DISCOUNT MEDS or FULL MICROSOFT OFFICE DOWWNLOADS
( Gilgamesh - Posting a picture? STOP!, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:18, Reply)

I HAVE BOTH"

( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Thu 15 May 2008, 22:25, Reply)

You managed to sort it out yet?
gaz me and I'll fix it up when I've got a moment.

Also: Count Vanderhoff is cockshott1.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:15, Reply)

gazdya!

( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Fri 16 May 2008, 1:11, Reply)

This needs a video
But I'm too lazy.
( evil_andy, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:04, Reply)

I might do that tonight

( Gilgamesh - Posting a picture? STOP!, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:07, Reply)

Whoever turns it into a video
has to post it as a video response to his '50 things about Jacob Dyer' video.


(PS. Look at Dyer's signature on the linked thread above.)
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 15 May 2008, 22:27, Reply)

I probably won't bother but I'd love to see your efforts

( Gilgamesh - Posting a picture? STOP!, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:38, Reply)

My Youtube to Mp4 converters outdated.
Guess I'll have to do some old-fashioned animation...

but I don't have time tonight. I'll do it tomorrow morning.

(I think it will be a cheeky walk cycle, with him walking along and things scrolling along in the background. ultimately with him walking up to a bloke who points and goes, 'you're a cunt'.)
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 15 May 2008, 22:41, Reply)

well the tune took me about an hour from getting the idea to finishing the recording
so don't put too much effort in :)
( Gilgamesh - Posting a picture? STOP!, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:46, Reply)

although I did intend it to mean neck-burny kid was the cunt
Mr Dyer himself seems quite a nice bloke
( Gilgamesh - Posting a picture? STOP!, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:48, Reply)

Noted
ill just make him say it to frenchy

look around the links board for the finished video... maybe tomorrow, maybe the day after
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Thu 15 May 2008, 22:58, Reply)

ha ha , ace
i shall look forward to that
( amoebaboy robots wip http://amoebaboy.blogspot.com/, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:30, Reply)

or
make it wipe its arse on a log
( war3n3xt Chinese burn champion., Thu 15 May 2008, 22:53, Reply)

Hahaha! Fantastic!
mp3?
Edit: I'm a idiot.
( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:33, Reply)

right-click the link and save target
this one has brought all the old /board people out of the woodwork
( Gilgamesh - Posting a picture? STOP!, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Yer, I just noticed.
Cheers.
( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 15 May 2008, 22:37, Reply)

yay !

( amoebaboy robots wip http://amoebaboy.blogspot.com/, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Jesus
I created a monster.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:23, Reply)

Oh, the memories.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:10, Reply)

Dear Frank
You cunt

Love BO
(bogus official smells lovely, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:40, Reply)

He seems like a decent bloke. How'd the whole thing start? Just by posting a massive image?
(CALUM187, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:45, Reply)

no, I read his profile and went on a spreee
two years later, it's still going.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:12, Reply)

god, i love b3ta

( deodar ant RIP Bud, my puddy tat, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:49, Reply)

oh, it's that prick!
In about 10 years time he will look back on this and cringe. Oh, how he will cringe.
(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:44, Reply)

now, now
no need to be nasty about another b3tan

I meant this as a tribute

new version there now, the original is still there somewhere
( Gilgamesh - Posting a picture? STOP!, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:50, Reply)

why is this NSFW?
this is bloody great stuff, although I can't believe it was nearly 2 years ago that it happened!
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:52, Reply)

oh yeah, there was a different version up there originally that featured swears
words like "cunt"
( Gilgamesh - Posting a picture? STOP!, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:11, Reply)

brilliant stuff

( mongychops, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:59, Reply)

Oddly
I thought you sounded a bit like Jarvis Cocker and now I can only imagine him singing this. Top work.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:27, Reply)