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A limerick is only five lines
and it's hard to stay within those confines
But your message sounds stronger,
If you make the last line longer
And say please give me one of those lovely albums because I really want one and I could sell it on ebay and buy myself a new pair of shoes or a decent meal before I starve to fucking death....and although too long, this last bit still rhymes!
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Jimbotfu is bringing home the bacon!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:15,
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Whore!
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Monty "beurre" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:21,
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Cunt!
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RBF esquire, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:21,
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Cuntwhore!
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Hampster Squared has a piece of paper with the time on it, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:23,
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Cuntybollockwhore!
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RBF esquire, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:24,
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*bends over*
Do your worst.
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Jimbotfu is bringing home the bacon!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:26,
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*calls Jonathan King*
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Monty "beurre" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:30,
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Yes,
darn, my secret identity foiled.
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RBF esquire, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:31,
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Why do you have
his number?
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Jimbotfu is bringing home the bacon!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:33,
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Um... Er....
It's a bit sunny today for a change, isn't it?
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Monty "beurre" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:35,
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it's on his speedial
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masakatsu, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:54,
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Its tattooed on his cock.
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RBF esquire, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:56,
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Oh so THAT'S what it was.
Last time I saw it, it was up my arse and I could only read "0207".
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Jimbotfu is bringing home the bacon!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:02,
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Wow,
monty has a bigger cock than I remember.
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RBF esquire, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:18,
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You gagged and passed out the last time.
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Monty "beurre" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:23,
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That was due to the wolfbagging.
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RBF esquire, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:47,
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I do not remember this
Was it before or after Abi Titmuss started talking about John Craven?
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Monty "beurre" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 14:59,
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No point dragging Craven into this.
He just supplied the bacon.
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RBF esquire, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:04,
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As if.
I got there earlier than you. He provided fresh cow fat as lube.
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Monty "beurre" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:18,
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