2 in a row for bbc links Spanish civil servant's six-year absence from work not noticed
probably spent most of it wanking in the toilet or getting stoned
would fit in well here
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 11:54,
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I could probably do the same thing at my work
Write a script that does all the menial tasks, sit one of these at my desk, and fuck off home for half a decade
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 11:59,
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We had a guy at our company once
who had agreed with his line manager that he needed to work from home for a while because of family stuff. Line manager had left soon afterwards.
Two years later, a new head of his department came in, and noticed that they were still paying someone full salary and he'd not actually done any work for the last 20 months.
He was contacted and told he needed to come back to work if he wanted to carry on being paid and he said he was fine where he was and had wondered when they'd notice...
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I took over a role from a half-wit that kept few records, didn't much care and had been sacked for gross incompetence.
Going through the budget I found there was a part-time member of staff employed by his predecessor (five years before) that no one knew about.
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Varmint, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 15:02,
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i was on the bench for a long time at one job
Told my manager I would work from home till they had a project for me. 6 months later I had recorded a whole albums worth of music while being on full pay. Well I say music ymmv
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simbosan liked your link on, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 12:39,
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I left my last job at xmas and a member of my team who hadn't turned up for work 21 months is still on the books
As soon as he got past his probation (literally to the day) he went off sick due to stress outside of work... which counts as a disability, so you can't get rid of them. HR still made me fill in an appraisal for him, but I was not allowed to mention the "disability" that stopped him from coming in. How exactly do you write an appraisal for a year when they did no work but can't mention the reason why?
The disability had all the hall marks of being pissed out of his gourd at 9am.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 12:59,
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Strange as it might seem
most alcoholics don't actually enjoy being pissed out of their gourd at 9am. Though I'd agree it's probably not a good idea to keep paying them money to fund it.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 14:24,
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You need to get out more.
us and the gang at the war memorial come 8AM have a fucking ace time.
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They seem to prefer it to being sober at 9am.
Coming in to the office each day would have kept him off it if he had the will power.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 12 Feb 2016, 14:53,
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