I knowed this anyway
For I possess that most holy of wanking tools - The Tenga Flip Hole.
It is saved for special times, as after a first weekend of overuse, I was a withered husk, scared of sunlight and unable to lift my feeble body from my vile cot.
But bugger me, I still go off like a rocket every time I use it.
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moogthedog, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:59,
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Tenga Flip Hole Vid - Clearly NSFW!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV9surmlxnQ
Kinda sounds like shagging a Dolphin? Probably. I haven't actually tried... yet.
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Bucket List!
Punch it in the face then fuck it
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:57,
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When you're actually using it
It makes more of a sound like someone in boots walking very fast through mud.
But it honestly doesn't put you off.
Plbtbtbttbtbt-shoop. plbtbtbtbtbtbttbt-shoop.
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moogthedog, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:34,
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hahaha
you didn't fancy getting anything that slightly resembled a minge then? You're gonna end up with a fettish for plastic holes, you'll be Dixons one day looking at the stereos and end up fucking a subwoofer air outlet.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:56,
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I am of the gaying ilk...
And while they do Fleshlights for bummers, this was getting rave reviews at the time.
You can soak it in warm water before you begin, so it's all warm. That's quite nice.
Now pardon me, I need to continue chatting up this 5.1 system.
Hey, baby. How 'bout I put on some Barry White, and you and me... get bassy....
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moogthedog, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:37,
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