That was fantastic. I quite like the well placed term "plasterer's radio"

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 14:27, Reply)

A bit like the Bo Selecta trailer
Where Bear says he wants to leave Jenny McCarthy looking like a painter's radio.

Brilliant spoof though. Puts a new angle on the phrase "food porn"
( FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 23:00, Reply)