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This is a link post FBI and Scotland Yard Conference call.
Pretty interesting. Courtesy of the Anonymous hacking group.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's as I long suspected...
The FBI/MI5/6/Spectre are mundane and dull just like any other place of work.
 (jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Whenever I see stuff like this it just renforces my suspicion they're being run by a foreign power.
Can't think of a single Chinese, Russian or Iranian asset they've attacked.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:00, Reply)
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They're right about Sheffield.

Edit: Not about the bullring though.
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off! :)
Care to name another city where a third of which is in a National Park, which has more than double the trees than people, where we everyone says thank you to bus drivers because common courtesy costs nowt?
 (UltimateMonkey Pissflaps is a MASSIVE cat lover!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post So it's a bit like Norwich then? ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Except with locals who have the correct number fingers and thumbs

(UltimateMonkey Pissflaps is a MASSIVE cat lover!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)
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They cut the excess ones off Sheffield babies at birth.
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes, yes. And then ship 'em to Norwich to sew them onto any babies that don't have seven, so they'll fit in

(UltimateMonkey Pissflaps is a MASSIVE cat lover!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ?????
Something something whippets something, something flat-caps something something pigeon-racing?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Right then
Something something Clifton Suspension Bridge, something something whoopsie salilor, something something gurt lush.

EDIT: though I am indeed wearing a flat cap.
 (UltimateMonkey Pissflaps is a MASSIVE cat lover!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Argghh- Proper officelols
My colleages are now staring at me. Cheers.

[edit] Flat-cap!? *woop* *woop* HIPSTER ALERT
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They may be hipster wear down in lah-di-dah-land,
but we put 'em on our heads to keep them warm and to stop our hair from blowing about the place.

Plus, anyone wearing a baseball cap who is over 30 (which I am) looks like a hillbilly gonk.
 (UltimateMonkey Pissflaps is a MASSIVE cat lover!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:58, Reply)
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It explains why I have to re-read everything he types, because it keeps giving me the overriding sense he's talking about Hovis, Mild and Cobbled Streets.
 (BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear a brass band every time myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't belive I'm rising to this, but here goes.
www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_musicians_from_Sheffield

EDIT: And that list doesn't mention of the electronic stuff. Bleep anyone?
 (UltimateMonkey Pissflaps is a MASSIVE cat lover!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That needed updating
*sniggers*

Shout out to the Tapton Youth Brass Band....
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Big up da brass band massive!

(UltimateMonkey Pissflaps is a MASSIVE cat lover!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post are there any nice cities in the UK though?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Bristols not too bad so long as you're out by sundown.

(I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the memories
But that point is why I left. Speak ill of the USA (as I'm sure you will), but my quiet life by the river is just fine with me - plus I can impale intruders.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I envy you, the uk is a grey depressing shithole
overcrowded with fat chav scum as well
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post There's good bits
Just need to leave the cities
 (I helped save b3ta! Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah I like this cos it proves conference calls are all the same whichever company or organisation you work for

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite comment
"How could there be 1,264 likes, 54 dislikes and only 315 views?"

Hopefully that will only be read by the kind of person too sober and level-headed to see a conspiracy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a known (so I've read) "feature" with the stats on Youtube.
It'll sort itself out soon enough.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqMI6gj9D3g
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post loved the banter at the start

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland clare balding's left bollock, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:45, Reply)