Liverpool v Cardiff - Gerrard's missed penalty I made this!
For those that missed how the league cup match ended last night, here's the final tense moments. The pressure must have got to him.

*It's on one of my other accounts because I'm expecting FIFA, EUFA or somebody to get arsey and to get it removed. They're like that, grumpy shits.
( Black Moon NEW BOC? OMG!!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)

The problem with Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:04, Reply)

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on so early?

( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Ahem!
Excuse me but I didn't mean this to start football talk.

I bloody hate football.

Talk about vacuum cleaners or something. That's a real topic.
( Black Moon NEW BOC? OMG!!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Would people recommend a Dyson or a Miele?
We are in a flat so something that can be tucked away would be good, a cylinder type one.

I might need to go through more bags than other people as the cardboard bedding from our pets gets everywhere and I'm lazy enough to just use the vac on it.

Or those robots? I'd love a robot in any form so are they worth a go?
( Pig Bodine., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Now that's a good point about the bags.
Surely bags aren't green? I mean, how many trees have been destroyed to make the millions and millions of vacuum bags in the world? So, for ecological peace of mind, I'd have to go for a Dyson.
( Black Moon NEW BOC? OMG!!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Are there any other bagless vacs which are contenders?
I need an industry insider who can tip me off if a manufacturer is going to unveil a new masterpiece at this summer's vacuum expo.
( Pig Bodine., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Get a bosch.
Bosch for the win, they suck like dutch whores.
( skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)

My missus' first mobile phone was a Bosch.
Big, yellow brick which you could bludgeon someone with. I shouldn't be surprised that their domestic vacs are industrial strength. Shall take a gander at them.
( Pig Bodine., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Amazingly they've not thought to use that as an advertising slogan

( TownsendsPublisher loves you, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Go figure.

( skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

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( Tab Hunter, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Now that's a name for /talk I haven't heard before.

( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

I can recommend a henry
It can suck up gravel and the eyes add a new dimension of terror to any pets.
( Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I knew a girl like this, once.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

I thought he played for Arsenal?

(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Dustpan and brush
you lazy git!
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

your all gay
real mean get their wimmins to suck up the fluff with their vagines.
( pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Officelol!

( Tab Hunter, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Hahaha!
You spoil us sir
( Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:01, Reply)

heh
excellent
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)