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Giant Toffee Crisp....
I made this!
A while back I made a giant KitKat Chunky... the sugar high wore off, so I made this giant Toffee Crisp. Enjoy :)
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corruptia, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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awesome
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:00,
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all food programmes should be like that:
short, sensible and with no celebrity chefs in sight
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:06,
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oh. god. YES!
YES!
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Avast is really osama bin laden, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:07,
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that's astonishingly brilliant!
one question, why did you add sugar to the molten chocolate? is it to keep true to the original recipe or just because chocolate's enhance with extra sugar?!
edit - P.S - i loved the kit kat you did but i think this tops it
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sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:14,
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good question
for some reason a toffee crisp isn't just like a giant rice crispie cake, the chocolatey bit with the crispies is kind of crumbly. so i added icing sugar and cocoa to try and make it more crumbly. it worked quite well - tasted very like a toffee crisp!
it took the recipient three weeks to eat it... :D
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corruptia, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:54,
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ah cool, makes sense :)
THREE WEEKS?! that'd be one sitting for me ;p
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sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:29,
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'the recipient '
I have an image of a slavering chocolate junkie just gagging for it :)
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:28,
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sounds like a right snackhead
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sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:31,
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*want*
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monkeyman, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 20:29,
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Awesome
Can I have one please, I think I could probably get through it in a couple of days!
Clicky for awesomeness!
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:18,
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fabulous
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:22,
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I'm hungry now
ta :D
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Fartfurter in the facefurter, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:24,
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Now build a giant vending machine to put them in :)
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Pig Bodine., Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:25,
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This is superb in everyway - tremendously well done :D
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maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:33,
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Fantastic
Im now drooling
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Hammy1801 may have scabies!, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:39,
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Ooh- bagsie the end bit!!
*clicks*
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:50,
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Inspired by this one?

www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/382/1
But which is biggar??
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:00,
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hahah
no way!! hadn't seen that! great minds ;)
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corruptia, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:02,
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also
mine's bigger ;)
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corruptia, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:03,
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Yaaaaaay!
B3tan crispy victory!
Now I'm hungry.
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:05,
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What about the toffee crisp?
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monkeyman, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 20:28,
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That's awesome.
I might try and make one.
Was the mould a window box or was it some special extreme cake mould?
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thistle, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:18,
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a wallpaper dipping trough
from B&Q :D
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corruptia, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:57,
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Tasty
Also, cutting a titchy normal one can be hard enough, I think I'd have given up and used a saw on yours
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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:20,
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Oooh, matron...
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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:07,
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I like that
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:20,
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Splendid work
Good work indeed! Toffee Crisps are indeed far superior to KitKats.
Next up should be a Double Decker. The size of an actual bus.
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quaint, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:26,
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haha yeah or a marathon 24, umm, 26, well twenty something miles long
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sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:31,
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A Lion bar made from actual lions?
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quaint, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:06,
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A Mars bar the size of Mars!
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:12,
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A topic that's worth talking about!
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:21,
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a twix, umm, sorta thing type stuff etc
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sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:28,
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A
...A Milky Way the size of a, er... Galaxy?
Wait. That doesn't work.
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quaint, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:30,
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no but it'd be fucking awesome
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sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:32,
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a dime the size of a dime
/is out of ideas blog
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sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:32,
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A Wagon Wheel the size of
a dinner plate!
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:39,
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oooo you through a curve ball!
a jaffa cake the size of an actual cake now THAT is something worth doing
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sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:41,
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A Wham bar made out of George Michael
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:41,
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a snickers bar that laughs while you eat it
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Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 23:34,
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A giant Terry's Chocolate Orange would be a sight to behold!
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 0:30,
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A pair of snickers that you can wear
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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:09,
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wagon wheels
are the work of the devil. and gross.
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corruptia, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 7:28,
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Excellent :)
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planearm, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:35,
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I think I love you
nÖm ... now do a GIANT malteser, (you can keep ya giant kitkat though - blee).
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catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:33,
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loved that,good show!
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CysticSpazzGland clare balding's left bollock, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:52,
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Brilliant
Though you need some brand variety, Nestle are cunts.
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George Blank is an idiot, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 0:58,
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agreed
they wouldnt even donate money to comic relief last year. dicks.
giant crunchie?
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corruptia, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 7:27,
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The music was made by a B3tan, amirite?
The Disco King, if my memory serves correctly...
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:47,
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It was me!
:)
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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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thanks
for the great tune :D
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corruptia, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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I love how the cat comes in, casually looking around
Then sees the bar and goes "Woah, what's THAT doing there?"
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Mandrake needed a dispenser on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 0:09,
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hungry cat
she was probably actually trying to work out how to get inside and eat it...
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corruptia, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:14,
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You went the extra mile with the wrapper!
Brilliant!
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mikenco, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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Dont know whey
But I was listning to "Parsifal" by Wagner on youtube at the same time as this.
I highly recommend muting the sound and playing the above song in sync. It makes the experience so much more epic.
try link
www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7kWlTCx6m_k&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embedded%26v%3DyVbHoxssSKM&start2=&authorName=Micky
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MichaelGalethe1st, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:20,
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SMART PRICE SMART PRICE SMART PRICE
Seriously. This project must have knocked you back at least 17p. You should have put it up on Kickstarter.
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mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:51,
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Peanut butter kitkat chunky
You should make a giant peanut butter kitkat chunky!
Alternatively, try and trump the Toblerone festival's giant Toblerone: photo here:
engelbrektganskaperfekt.blogg.se/images/2011/102-kg-toblerone_162012801.jpg 102kg apparently. Had to be smashed apart with a mallet!
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Bathory, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:48,
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