yup
also continually reminding the waste of air you've married that she is an empty-headed bim- as a way of enforcing your own perceived superiority- is a great way of driving her 'into the arms'* of another bloke who doesn't do that...
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*and onto the the cock of
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:40,
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My word it's like 9am all over again!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:38,
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Who's the dummy here?
Is it:
a) The girl struggling with basic maths.
b) The fuckwit using his phone to video himself driving on a freeway.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:42,
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THIS! With f*cking hammers!
Yes, she's dim, but anyone who uses a phone to video himself while driving is a moron of the finest calibre
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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 12:22,
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1. Open passenger door. 2. With a good shove, eject thick cunt passenger. 3. Start looking for a wife whose attributes go further than "gorgeous".
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:43,
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And how is the single life suiting you?
Bit harsh dont you think? Just because shes a bit daft no need to call her a cunt or want to see her killed. Some of you people need serious help!
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welcome to the internet, home of anonymous hyperbole
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mictoboy page 4, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:49,
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 22:59,
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honestly, Alasdair, check it out
the rest of the internet is as bad, if not worse than this place
it's crazy out there
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mictoboy page 4, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:00,
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I'm holding on to wilful ignorance here.
This is a conscious decision on my part.
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:04,
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Check out the comments on the page that ^ link goes to.
Almost makes me ashamed of my entire gender.
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I've got a perfectly good right hand, I'll have you know. But seriously, I'm not single.
I didn't say kill her, I just said kick her out of the car and find someone who isn't thick as pigshit. I'd hate to be lumbered with a brainless fuckwad like this. Honestly.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:58,
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I call shinanigans
Anybody who has that little understanding of anything wouldn't sit there for 5 odd minutes trying to explain.
I put forth that she is acting retarded. Prosecution rests m'lord.
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retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:02,
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I switched it off after about 30 seconds,
but to me it looked blatantly obviously staged. So it's either a surprisingly competent amateur performing couple, or an unforgiveably amateur professional performing couple. Either way, they can fuck off, I'm not watching the rest of it.
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:08,
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yeah fuck off video you cunt!
*punches monitor*
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retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:09,
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Totally commenting on the internet about not watching it here.
*high-fives*
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:12,
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And becuase we have some pixels next to our names that are
in the same configuration that makes us twice as awesome.
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retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:24,
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An idiot does not know they are an idiot.
No amount of telling them they are an idiot will make them comprehend as it takes a certain amount of intelligence to realise that you are, in fact, stupid. Therefore if you realise you are stupid you actually arent.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:31,
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What was that quote again?
"I know only that I know nothing."
Some old Greek bloke, right?
Speaking of thick people...
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The same goes with Insane
...
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 0:42,
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Yup. It's known as the Dunning-Kruger effect.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
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I call shenanibatmanigans (courtesy of Cracked, I like that word and wanted to use it).
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gingerfreak Pan Book Of Horror 12 was my favourite, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 0:09,
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Some people have set themselves up as a performing double-act on YouTube.
I find one or more of them annoying.
Clearly, I am much cleverer than those stone-age imbeciles who still watch programmed television on regular channels: they're idiots who are so stuck in the past that they believe their entertainment choices are predetermined by some corporate suits in the big city. I'm different, though. I sneer at idiots on the internet, which is much more clever and ironic and post-modern, or some shit like that, whatever.
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:03,
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Thats a fucking lie
Everyone has a TV.
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retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:27,
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You Sir are a cad and a bounder!
How dare you besmirch my integrity!
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I never had a tv for a while
which was annoying because I couldn't treat those dickless TV licence threat letters with the sense of distain they deserved when I binned them
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:35,
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Nope - not true.
Nearly 20 years without. I still remember what a drooling fuckwit I become in front of a TV.
especially if it's switched on...
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blyerkit still uses punchcards, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 11:06,
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..
I really hope that this dumb tart is good in bed or he's completely wasted a wedding.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:10,
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Yes, because that's what marriage is about.
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:11,
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Well...
She has nothing else going for her. That was the joke, you see?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 0:19,
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my wife's great in bed
she goes asleep within seconds of climbing in, giving me time to browse porn on the internet
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 23:42,
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pffft
did you nick that off some stand up comedian?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 0:06,
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Regardless of GC, regardless of 'fake and ghey'
I object to the term 'guesstimate' being used, and with such frequency..
*cocks revolver*
Chrome spellcheck recognises 'guesstimate', I feel cold and alone.
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Quiver last plagiarised David Wm Simm's bass riffs on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 0:03,
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One more observation..
..In the preview image, why does she remind me of Peter Weller in Robocop?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 0:20,
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Stop, or there will beee,
Trouble.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 1:00,
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I have read the nay sayers but
I actually work with someone like this, and it pains me to say this but she is nominally a paylevel above me.
Knows her job well enough, but thats it. Things which do not relate to her job are of no interest. So she constructs a world image based on..er.. actually, I have no idea what on.
Her ignorance is breath taking sometimes. She thought the satalite view on Google maps was real time. Is a vegetarian but didnt realise there was chicken in Cock-a-Leekie soup.
/sigh
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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:13,
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to be fair
...the cock-a-leekie one is pure ignorance/lack of knowledge, *not* stupidity, there's a difference. But the google maps one, that's just thick.
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wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:34,
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She's not the sharpest tool in the box
but I'm guessing he didn't marry her for her sparkling intellect. She's rather attractive.
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:34,
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