A Friday belly laugh
Cheers :)
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:05,
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Me too :-D
"maroon coloured bag of agony"
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:09,
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Ahem, to give it justice.......
In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh
Proper lol's
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Brilliant
Shame about all the inevitable "me too" comments afterwards...
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)
I assume that you meant this one?
"I came across this product when looking for something to reduce the tickling my girlfriend was suffering during our weekly tea-bagging sessions, the mild burning sensation was pleasant at first but much like a dodgy midrange not only did this sensation quickly become unpleasant but it left an untolerable aftertaste in my girlfriend's mouth. The numbing of her tongue was handy though as it suppressed her gag reflex leading to a night that has easily made my top 3. All in all I would rate this product as an 8 which would easily be a nine if it came in strawberry flavour."
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Haha! Proper Friday lol!
Thanks.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:59,
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Reminded me of the oldest story on the interwebs
www.ebeneezer.net/ritual/bizarresex/contrib/selfcirc/index.htm
Fuck knows how old this is, and check out the glorious background on the webpage. Quality stuff
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simbosan, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:39,
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