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This is a link post Just came across this ABSOLUTE MADNESS whilst trawling the internet...
I wonder if Herbs has relatives in Nebraska.
WARNING: Contains batshit mentalness, just incase /links has had enough this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post JUDAS...
'Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!'
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait..... I only posted MY clip two minutes ago,
how've you had time to watch it to quote from it!?!! Oh god- it's you in the clip, isn't it. ISN'T IT??
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 11 May 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's me sat in the background GAZing you
about how gay men rupture intestines as their partners become CORPSES.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait.. this is all true, right?
My puppy licked her ass last night. I'm afraid to go home for fear of finding her lifeless form.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ....after you ruptured her anus
with your P-E-N-I-S, yes?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 11 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I only do that to corpses, thank you

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I have the strangest boner right now

(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 11 May 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post minute =/= strange

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 11 May 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *moves appendage to side to type*
sorry, didnt get that ? :p
 (jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 11 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's rare to see a person
who wouldn't pass the Turing test.

She sounds like she is speaking bizarre placeholder text.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post She needs more ass action

(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 11 May 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This is filled with all kinds of awesome facts
lick an ass - you die in 30 minutes without antibiotics
Being gay - you'll only live to 40
anal sex - You'll become a corpse
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The Dutch version of Wipeout
features manslaughter every minute.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
I'm definitely picturing a plain 1993 style website with a single page of all caps text, scrolling down to infinity, when I hear this.
 (Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Can any of the gays here verify what she is saying?
That bloke behind her is trying not to piss his pants with laughter. That woman on the right is in a massive K hole.
 (pissflaps., Fri 11 May 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fairly sure gays aren't allowed on /links, flaps.
The closest we've got is Herbs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 11 May 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes, that thing.
Is it still here?
 (pissflaps., Fri 11 May 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
maxgif.com/3AM
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *coughs*
*looks casually away, swishes ice loudly around drink*
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Fri 11 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive.
How did you get all that ice into your bottle of blue WKD?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 11 May 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "....or self inflicts"
How do you self inflict a fatal anal wound on yourself?

actually, don't answer that pissflaps.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Fri 11 May 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I just put on the closed captions
and for the first time ever they made more sense than that what was said!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I just farted and it really stinks of eggs.
Can you smell it?
 (pissflaps., Fri 11 May 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Not yet..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post EUGH NOW I CAN!
You dirty bastard
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, that could've been me. I sneaked one out as I read Pissflap's admission.
And I've been paintin' the town brown ever since my takeout from the Mina Road curry house.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 11 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh
www.yelp.co.uk/biz/simply-spiced-bristol
 (pissflaps., Fri 11 May 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's in mungbean central
everything there gives you the shits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god, I know!
I didn't realise it was so bad until tonight- fucking dungarees & dreads EVERYWHERE. Yuk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 11 May 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on...
You aren't even allowed near the place unless you have a dog on a string, stripey tights and flaming Poi. Did you dress up?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what a "flaming Poi" is,
but I'm guessing it's VERY alcoholic & has Cointreau in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 11 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
maxgif.com/1VP
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 11 May 2012, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
drac0-malfoy.tumblr.com/post/696862436/wtf
 (pissflaps., Fri 11 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
The woman in the foreground is like a homophobic SIRI. The man on her right shoulder is my hero.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This is hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 12 May 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I am afraid

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 13 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I got as far as two minutes and then I wanted to slap her so had to stop
It's astonishing people like this still exist. It would be funny if it wasn't so earnest and people like this didn't have the vote or produced gay kids that have to be brought up by them.
 (I helped save b3ta! WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:05, Reply)