This reminds me of....
...when I was young, I went with the school to an art exhibition at a local Uni. There was a single painting that stood out. It was the largest piece of canvas I've ever seen with a tiny brown cross painted in one corner. The teacher bollocked me for commenting on it as "shit"
( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)

A tiny brown cross?
Sounds like it was aching for someone to pencil sketch in the rest of the massive bum.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)