Brilliant.

I've been struggling with the fuckwits on gumtree lately. I've been selling some audio gear, and I keep getting the same fucking questions.

Q: Where is the item?
A: IT TELLS YOU IN THE ADVERT. THERE IS ALSO A FUCKING MAP!! A MAP!!!

Q: Does this item work?
A: NO, I'M SELLING BROKEN ELECTRONICS. OF COURSE IT FUCKING WORKS.

Q; What are the specs?
A: ITS IN THE FUCKING ADVERT...AND GOOGLE!

Q: Can you post this item?
A: NO! IT SAYS COLLECTION ONLY!!

Q: What is this item?
A: I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

HAHAHA!
I have just finally after 4 weeks sold a gazebo with side panels on gumtree and I had all kind of fucknuggets messaging me, with just as stupid questions as you got!
Drove me insane.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

never misunderestimate
how stupids people is.
( Fartfurter in the facefurter, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Does it have a lid and do you deliver?

( Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Is it waterproof and does it come with a 10 yr guarantee?

(pissflaps., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:32, Reply)

'Does it come with 3 walls or 4?'
'I think most gazebos come with 3 walls. If they had 4 you wouldn't be able to get into them'

Didn't hear back.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:36, Reply)

My gazebo has 4 walls.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

does it protect from nuclear fallout?

( h3donist zoinks!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Can you duck under it?
and use it as cover?

Then YES.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)

You are SUCH a fag-hag.
Why can't you have straight Zebo, like everyone else?
( Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:37, Reply)

Straight Zebos generally don't like to be entered

( Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 8:02, Reply)