My cat pissed on me
wadda cunt
( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)

My dog was just too cool to watch a couple of shitty cats.

(pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)

mee-ow
*displays handbag*

it appears to be quite big and brightly coloured.

but it isn't really.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:04, Reply)

I like your handbag display cabinet... where did you get it?
( LP, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)

ikea

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)

no
she wanted to go.

wait, that's not the right setup for that one is it.
( LP, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)

oi! david ike! over here!
jamaica? no, she wanted to.

jakarta? no, she walked.

...i'll get me coat
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:17, Reply)

How does she smell?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:24, Reply)

terrible

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Hitlers fav joke.

(pissflaps., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:41, Reply)

you're pulling godwin? really?
here? now? tsk.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:45, Reply)