You're an internet person, stop lying about having a girlfriend.

(pissflaps., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:08, Reply)

doh!
i did know a girl once, i said hello and everything. at least i think she was. she said she was. i dunno. oh, ok, but i did see one once. in a picture. at least, i fink it was a girl. wikipedia led me to believe that it was quite likely to be so but one can never be sure.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:10, Reply)

See, you are normal just like the rest of us.

(pissflaps., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:18, Reply)

*runs away screaming*

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:20, Reply)

shhhhh...
its OK... dont run away.. the outside world is not so accepting of screaming, runny people... just stay...
( miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:24, Reply)

but there's no booze left in here...
yay!
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:30, Reply)

delivery ... is slow this evening i have been intercepting all of the packages.

( miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 1:12, Reply)

*stalks*

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 1:56, Reply)

some random noam chomsky not worth it's own thread.
( tickle RIP Iain M Banks, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 2:25, Reply)

stalking me is a bad idea...
but do keep the deliveries coming.
( miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:41, Reply)