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This is a normal post I'm God and I dont exist.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Who said that?

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I talk to god regularly
And tell no one. Shit.

Also: www.scotsman.com/news/odd/loch-ness-monster-cited-by-us-schools-as-evidence-that-evolution-is-myth-1-2373903
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 6:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, ooh, a mate told me a funny story about god botherers in Leeds city centre that I must share:
Apparently last Sunday there were some shouty Mormon merkin god botherers in town to tell us all what scum we are, as they do, one of whom was a young black male who also happened to, how shall we put it, have an obvious endowment, like hanging down one leg, and it wasn't going unoticed by the crowd.

During his preaching one mischievous old gent of the silver haired but not done causing trouble yet type, split off and wandered over and pointed directly at said appendage and asked, 'What's that you got in your pocket, love!?'

Apparently that stopped him dead and caused much merriment, and everyone got to see what a black guy looks like blushing.

Lordy I hope some one was filming that one for YouTube!
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 7:05, Reply)